In the twenty-first-century economy, there’s only one way to guarantee your child a bright and happy future: make that baby an Internet celebrity. But how? In How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity, you’ll learn to assess your baby’s best attributes (is she smarter than a chimp?), assign a compelling screen persona (clumsiness = on-screen gold), and plan the ultimate viral Internet video. Make your baby an Internet celebrity . . . because the world needs cuteness now more than ever!
About the Author
Rick Chillot is a former baby and current writer and editor at Quirk Books. He has contributed to such magazines as Psychology Today, Parenting, Mental Floss, and Prevention. In his twenty-plus years in publishing he’s interviewed about a jillion scientists and doctors and therefore had no need to consult any for this book. Dustin Fenstermacher is a photographer whose work has appeared in the New York Times, Vice, the Village Voice, Washington Post Magazine, and a litany of other publications.