HOW TO PUNCH KIDS IN BATHROOMS

by John Marszalkowski

Overview

Have you ever wanted to punch a random kid without consequences?  
Learn how in this tiny collection of strange memoirs and idiotic essays. Topics include...  

• prepubescent dreams of naked women
• self-help garbage
• narcissism
• unsolicited peddling
• embracing the bare minimum
• fighting small children in public bathrooms.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781732022676
Publisher:	John Marszalkowski
Publication date:	06/26/2019
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	32
File size:	815 KB

About the Author

"John Edward Marszalkowski is a man of many talents. One of which is pretending to be stupid. Though his academic achievements are limited, his capacities are not. In actuality, he is a man of great consideration and compassion. By engaging with life in this way, he enhances the lives of those who know him." - Matthew Kopf, Esq.

Table of Contents

1. You Didn't Ask But Let's Talk About Me
2. Self-No-Help
3. Can-Cans
4. How To Punch Kids In Bathrooms
5. Fifteen Pieces of Flair
6. I've Got A Used Car With Your Name On It
7. Acknowledgments

Editorial Reviews

"If you are looking for a fun, short book that provides advice that you never knew you wanted but suddenly need, this one is for you!" - Miranda Reads, rated #1 reviewer on Goodreads.com

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