How to Raise Up a Kid or Two

How to Raise Up a Kid or Two

by Andy Kane

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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781581603941
Publisher: Paladin Press
Publication date: 03/01/2003
Pages: 120
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x (d)

About the Author

Longtime Paladin author Andy Kane can say things that too few of us can. Things such as, "If I were to die tomorrow, I believe I will have gotten my money's worth out of this life." Kane (whose vocabulary doesn't include the words "Maybe I shouldn't . . .") has devoted his life to enjoying every minute of it. A Realtor and landlord, he has judged a Miss Nude World contest (and was paid to do it), driven at Daytona International Speedway and other famous tracks, caddied at the U.S. Open and lived many other fantasies that the average many other fantasies that the average Joe only dreams of.

Table of Contents

Preface • ix Disclosure Notice • xiii Names for Kids • 1 Parental Qualifications • 5 Womb Dwellers • 9 Food • 13 Safety • 17 Baby Talk • 23 Babysitters/temporary Guards • 25 Clothing • 29 Vacations • 31 Chapter Sequence/Weird Kids • 35 Punishment • 37 Adopted/Turkey Baster • 41 Moving • 45 Telephones • 49 Toys • 51 Sports • 55 Skooling • 59 Pins and Needles • 63 Age of Infinite Wisdom • 67 Monogrammed Shirts • 69 The Birds and the Bees • 71 The Family Picnic • 75 TV Advertising to Kids • 77 Eating Out • 79 D.I.V.O.R.C.E. • 81 Grandpa, Grandma • 85 Leaving the Nest • 89 Manners • 91 Grief Counselors • 93 Kids Do the Strangest Things • 95 Drive-Through Kid Disposal • 97 Helpful Drugs • 99 Money • 101

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