How To Sex Your Snake

How To Sex Your Snake

by Melissa Banczak

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A pool of blood. A missing body. A brother accused of murder. June Nash has the worst luck.

June's got a pretty easy job as the personal assistant to her twin brother, star of the number one nature show on TV. Then he's accused of murder. Which sucks. Networks tend to fire first and ask questions later. And June doesn't want to lose her cushy assistant job. Or, you know, see her twin end up in jail.

When she stumbles onto a clue, she's forced to turn to the one person who can prove her brother's innocence: her arch nemesis. Just one problem. Somebody wants him dead.

Now, she's caught in a race against time as they navigate creepy crawlies, gangsters with a grudge, and deranged super fans. Can she get the evidence back in time to clear her brother's name? If she fails, it's the end of his career. And probably her life.

If you like laugh out loud adventure and heroines who take on the world on their own terms, you'll love How to Sex Your Snake, the first book in the June Nash MisAdventure series. Get this wild ride today!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940157210984
Publisher: Melissa Banczak
Publication date: 02/07/2017
Series: A June Nash MisAdventure , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 304
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

Melissa Banczak has lived all over the country, thanks to her now-retired military spouse. She currently resides in Florida, where she's a reasonable driving distance to roller coasters in the Orlando area. An unexpected encounter with her daughter's nine foot boa, Strawberry Margarita, led to the idea for the first book in her June Nash MisAdventure series. In a former life she was a literary agent working mainly with screenplays. When she's not writing, she and her husband run half marathons. Slowly.

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How To Sex Your Snake 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
C-K_ More than 1 year ago
Heather Wamboldt 4 months ago
A laugh-out-loud misadventure... How to Sex Your Snake is the first book in the "A June Nash Misadventure" series. This is a true laugh-out-loud misadventure that captures your interest from the very beginning. The misadventures are so implausible that you have to keep reading to see what kind of trouble June Nash is going to get into next while trying to save her brother from a lifetime in prison. I cannot wait for the next book in this madcap series. I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
PTL-Perrin More than 1 year ago
How can one woman get into so much trouble over something she had nothing to do with? June Nash, who handles her famous herpetologist brother’s public appearances, slips in a pool of blood that once belonged to Dewey’s best friend Morgan, and sets off a chain of events leading to what must be the worst day ever. Dewey, arrested for murder just days before a much-anticipated public appearance, languishes in jail while June is kidnapped and winds up embroiled in a crazy mess. I was hooked from the first page, totally caught up in June’s calamities, laughing out loud at her inner dialogue and her interactions with the other characters, and eager to read the next account of her misadventures. The author is a master storyteller.