How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack

How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack

by Andrew Shaffer

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Overview

How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack by Andrew Shaffer

Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at 300 mph.
How Will You Survive?
 
In the apocalyptic world we live in, Mother Nature is angry. Danger waits at every turn, and catastrophes like the Los Angeles sharknados have taught us that we need to be ready for anything. Too many lives have already been lost.
 
But fear not. How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters is the first and only comprehensive guide to surviving the very worst that Mother Nature can throw our way. Inside this life-saving reference, you’ll find:

   • Vital information about dozens of unnatural disasters and ungodly monsters that can injure, maim, or kill you, from arachnoquakes and ice twisters to piranhacondas and mega pythons;
   • Easy-to-understand survival tips for avoiding a bloody demise;
   • Inspirational words of wisdom from survivors, including Fin Shepard and April Wexler;
   • Useful resources, such as the Shepard Survival Assessment Test (S.S.A.T), and much more.

With this essential book in hand, you too can be a hero who laughs in the face of calamity while saving friends and family. Or you can just avoid getting savagely ripped apart by a robocroc. Either way, you’ve been warned. Now be prepared.

Sharknado 2: The Second One premieres July 30 at 9/8c on Syfy!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780553418132
Publisher: Crown/Archetype
Publication date: 07/08/2014
Pages: 224
Sales rank: 262,941
Product dimensions: 5.10(w) x 7.40(h) x 0.30(d)
Lexile: 950L (what's this?)

About the Author

Andrew Shaffer is the author of humorous nonfiction and fiction, including Literary Rogues, Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love, and, under the pen name "Fanny Merkin," Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. His writing has been published in such diverse places as Mental Floss, Maxim, and The Daily Beast. He has appeared as a guest on FOX News, CBS, and NPR, and his irreverent greeting cards have been featured on The Colbert Report.

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How to Survive a Sharknado--and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 11 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is halarious!!! Funny but predictible
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Buy this book!  We all need more fun in our lives and here is a whole book of it.  Add extra copies to your order for those hard to buy for folks on your Christmas list.   Everyone will enjoy a laugh.  
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was amazing and highly recomended. If you're looking for somthing funny and briliant you have found it. I have enjoyed this book so much and i hope more books like this are coming. Thank you Andrew -Sharknado fan
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was fun at first, but after getting into the book, it became boring. It was the same thing over and over again, but with a different disaster. I was really happy when the book went on sale right before Sharknado 3 was about to premiere the Syfy channel. As I said, it was fun reading at first...then it got boring.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have seen 1 and 2
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Megan_BedroomBookworms More than 1 year ago
This is just a fun little almost parody survival book on staying alive during some interesting attacks. Obviously it's for fun and not real advice people... although you never know I guess. I loved some of the elements they came up with, things like Whalestrom, Ghostshark or the Elektrokraken It would be a great coffee table book and I'm sure my friends will find fun and humor in it for many visits to come. Who knows I might even invest in some of those night vision goggles they're always recommending.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This was a really good book. I got because I saw the sharknado movie. But this book helped me a lot! Lol.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I think that this book is funny and if you are in a bad mood then this is the perfect book for you then you will get a great laugh out of it! =]
terilhack More than 1 year ago
So some crazy unnatural events are on the way? There is the possibility of a disaster everyday, but some disasters you may never imagine coming, so how do you prepare yourself for those? Not for the weak, How to Survive a Sharknado and other Unnatural Disasters will let you know that there are more horrors out there than you ever imagined!     Filled with such helpful information such as:     *Did you remove the sword from the stone, even after we warned you not to? - can you stop the rock monster?     *Don't take pictures of the Elecktrokraken.- Survival is more important than page views or retweets.     *Make Apocalyptic Drinks - recipes included.     *Attempt to navigate out of the Whalestrom. Filled with so much information that you may never have thought you needed to know, this guide will help you prepare for the end of times. From bees, bears and gators be prepared my fellow readers. You never know what is coming. 
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
RUN!!!!SHARKNADO IS HERE (GUY SCORES HOMERUN WITH SHARK WITHA BASEBALL BAT) HOPE SHARKTOPUS AND PTERCUDA ARE IN THIS BOOK~GETS EATEN BY SHARK~________