How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide

How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide

by Sami Oskar
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Overview

How To Take Care of Your Human Pet: An Owner's Guide by Sami Oskar

Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic!
Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet.

In this guide you will get answers to questions like:
How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.

Excerpt (why Human pets have different colors):

Human pets in wild come in variety of colors. Brown, pink, red, orange, black, olive and albino. These differences are certainly entertaining but are also believed to serve a function, camouflage. Albeit, a very crude form of camouflage. For example olives can only hide in sand and not grass and most of their home planet is blue. Colors such as green, purple and yellow has been added, courtesy of our research programs, to give you even more freedom of choice.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940011347719
Publisher: Sami Oskar
Publication date: 06/04/2011
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 1,006,368
File size: 991 KB

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How To Take Care of Your Human Pet - An Owner's Guide 3.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 9 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Me!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Becouse i dont want to be your pet!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
TOTALLY THE MOST STUPID STORY I HAVE EVET READ?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Strange humor, not myi preference.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great warped humor.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Omfg this book is so f'in funny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
there are several spots in the book where the author seems to have become copy and paste happy. And its a little condescending to the reader (us, who are supposed to be aliens)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Creative and slightly amusing. Rather short @ 45 pages
Anonymous More than 1 year ago