I BELIEVE YOU'RE OUT THERE BUT I THINK YOU'RE A BUNCH of JERKS

I BELIEVE YOU'RE OUT THERE BUT I THINK YOU'RE A BUNCH of JERKS

by J Parker

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IT IS NO LONGER OPEN TO QUESTION THAT ALIENS ARE HERE;

THE EVIDENCE OF TEN THOUSAND PILOTS, POLICEMEN AND DOCTORS OVER THE LAST SEVEN DECADES CONFIRM THIS. A PILOT, WHO IS FOLLOWED FOR A HUNDRED MILES BY A STRANGE LIGHT OFF HIS PORT WING WHICH THEN DISSAPEARS, AT RIGHT ANGLES, AT A THOUSAND MILES AN HOUR, CANNOT DISMISS THIS AS VENUS OR MARSH GAS. A POLICEMAN, WHO SEES A CRAFT, LOSES THE NEXT HOUR OF HIS DAY, WILL NOT REPORT THIS AS JOLLY JAPES BY THE LOCAL YOUTH.
WHY ARE THEY HERE AND WHY DO THEY CONSISTENTLY PRESENT THEMSELVES IN A WAY THAT LEAVES ROOM FOR DOUBT?

ENTERTAIN THE NOTION THAT SOME ARE HERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS TOWARDS US AND SOME DON'T. PERHAPS A WAR OF 'INTENTION' IS GOING ON. WHAT IS THE POTENTIAL IF THEY STOP PLAYING SILLY BUGGERS AND PRESENT THEMSELVES TO US?

THE AIM OF THIS BOOK IS TO PREPARE YOU FOR FIRST CONTACT AND THAT INTRUIGING POTENTIAL. DO NOT, HOWEVER, BE OVERAWED BY THESE PHYSICS-DEFYING JERKS. WE HAVE POTENTIAL TO WHICH THEY CAN ONLY ASPIRE ....OR THEY WOULDN'T BE HERE.

THIS IS THE TALE OF JOE, APRIL MAX AND DROID. JOE IS A YOUNG WRITER AND THE SOUL OF THE STORY. APRIL IS HIS LITTLE SISTER, MUSE AND AN OASIS OF COMMON SENSE. MAX IS A DELIGHTFUL ALIEN WHO DROPS INTO JOE'S LIFE TO SPICE THINGS UP A BIT BY GIVING HIM THE ABILITY TO DO ANYTHING.
ANYTHING?
WHERE WOULD YOU START? JOE DELVES INTO HIS MYRIAD OF DAYDREAMS TO OBLIGE. LUNACY ENSUES.
OUR FRIEND THE DROID EATS THINGS, IS ON A MISSION TO FIND LOVE AND IGNORES EVERYONE'S ASSERTION THAT HE'S A NUT-JOB.

A NEFARIOUS BUNCH OF NOT-SO-FRIENDLY ALIENS WANT TO BLOW THE WORLD TO PIECES. MAX CAN STOP THEM BUT FINDS HIS HANDS ARE TIED. CAN JOE AND APRIL SAVE THE DAY?
...AND WHY IS MAX REALLY HERE?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781500613976
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 03/29/2013
Pages: 176
Product dimensions: 5.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.38(d)

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