Yes, the co-pilot on this morning's flight moonlights as a barber. There was a little explosion outside the lobby of your hotel. One wall of your hotel room just disappeared. The maitre d' was just arrested under the Patriot Act. And there's a gumball flasher showing up in your rear view mirror. Chill, baby. Just sit back, relax and be glad you weren't with...
Yes, you too can share the joy of life on luxury liners that become de facto hospital ships thanks to strange bugs the Chinese government forgot to tell you about. Watch fellow passengers strip down to their shorts to satisfy suspicious airline security guards. And feel secure knowing that your co-pilot will never fly on an empty stomach thanks to his food stamp allowance.
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