I'm Not Getting Older: I'm Getting Better at Denial

I'm Not Getting Older: I'm Getting Better at Denial

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I'm Not Getting Older: I'm Getting Better at Denial by Leigh Anne Jasheway, Deborah Kaye

This book contains little, if any, factual information, except, the part on duct tape and Kegel exercises. If you're a strong, empowered, brazen women who is in total complete denial about your age, find your reading glasses and read this book! Especially if you've had had it up to here (imagine that I'm pointing to the place on my chest where my breasts used to be before gravity took over) with depressing books about getting older.

You'll find philosophical musings such as:

  • So what if your breasts have lost some elasticity. It's not like you were going to shoot them across the room. Were you?
  • As you age, you may experience night sweets - the irresistible urge to take Ben & Jerry to bed with you.

    Then there's wonderful anti-aging tips you won't find anywhere else, such as:

    • Don't try to do menopause alone. Join your local menopause network. Better yet, join the Hell's Angels.

      When your friends ask how you keep your skin looking so young, tell them you do acid. You don't have to tell them it's alpha hydroxy acid.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780967448602
Publisher: Comedy Workout, The
Publication date: 10/28/1999
Pages: 84
Product dimensions: 8.40(w) x 5.35(h) x 0.25(d)

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