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In the Year 2000... based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
This book was so hilarious! Sure, the predictions are always better when Conan (and Andy, when he used to be around) reads them, but they're still very funny. This is probably the *best* 114 pages of literature out on the market today!
This book should be read by all. The Late Night Team has outdone themselves. This was alway one of my favorite bits on the show, now it's one of my favorite books. It's a real shame that is must end.These are some of the predictions from 'In The Year 2000': ** The pope will shock the world when he abruptly changes faiths, declaring'I'm a Zeus man now'. ** It will be revealed that the only reason the mitten was invented was because something cute was needed to rhyme with kitten. ** In a Shameless attempt to get free stuff, an unnamed talent at NBC will begin mentioning company names in his book.He'll name companies like Guinness and Ferrari. ** Crayola Crayons will become so rare that anyone caught coloring outside the lines will be put to death immediately. ** Watches will have an hour hand, a minute hand, a second hand, and a realy fast hand that doesn,t mean nothin'! ** North and South Dakota will Merge to form a state called 'Oh Man, That's One Big Dakota.' ** A new way to rid our bodies of waste will be called 'going number three.' ** The moon will finally get its sweet revenge-by landing on man! In close all I can say is this book makes us all look forward to the events in the new millennium, no matter how unbelivable they might be. I think Conan said it best 'This book is not just another merchandising scheme cooked up by a greedy, Genral Electric-controled staff of TV hacks.'