It Is a Good Idea to Purchase This Book
If you think a neti pot for that stuffy nose is just what the doctor ordered, think again (choking on salt water and mucus is a horrible way to go).
If you indulge your midlife crisis by going whole-hog Harley, you may look darn good in those leathers (but imagine your disgrace when that hard-core biker gang that lures you into their criminal shenanigans turns out to be poseur frat boys from Yale).
If you settle down on a rainy night for a friendly game of Risk with your pals, you may think it's all in the name of good fun (but when your ubercompetitive streak kicks in and you end up winning the game but losing your house, your job, and your wife in the process, you may regret it. At least take a shower now.).
These are just three of the good ideas gone horribly wrong that you'll find in It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . . . In this one-of-a-kind cautionary guide, prognosticators Meghan Rowland and Chris Turner-Neal have looked into their crystal ball to predict all the unexpected dire consequences of your actionsone unmitigated disaster at a time.
So go ahead, dare to dream bigbut before you leap into the abyss, check out It Seemed Like a Good Idea . . . and save your future ass.
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About the Author
Meghan Rowland (Washington, DC) and Chris Turner-Neal (Philadelphia, PA) are the authors of The Misanthrope's Guide to Life and Brainwashing for Beginners. They also write the award-winning comedy blog, www.2birds1blog.com, a collection of crass musings, investigative reporting, and sarcasm; wildly hailed as "The Thinking Man's Beavis and Butthead," the blog has been recognized by NPR, the Washington Post, and the Blogger's Choice Awards.
Table of Contents
The Butterfly Effect: It's Complicated 7
Chapter 1 Three Raisinettes in Each Nostril and a Matt LeBlanc Tattoo
Bad Decisions and the Body 9
Chapter 2 Oh, the Places You'll Blow!
Going Where You Shouldn't Have Gone 67
Chapter 3 Social Graceless
When Relationships Go to Relationshit 121
Chapter 4 Facedown In the Punch Bowl
Putting the "Special" Back in Special Occasions 143
Chapter 5 When the Wheel of Fortune Runs Over Your Foot
A Grab Bag of Stupid Choices 173