Table of Contents
Preface: Where We Are Today vii
Introduction: Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Knew 1
1 World War C: Munitions of the Mind 15
2 North Korea: Eternal Leader's Rocket Becomes Glorious Submarine to Fool Puppet Forces 40
3 United States: Eighty Percent of Success Is Showing Up 67
4 China: The Panda That Eats, Shoots, and Leaves 109
5 Russia: In Russia, President Assassinates You 153
6 Islamic Terror: When Jihad Johnny Comes Marching Home 196
7 Iran: I Went to the Store and They Still Don't Have Whiskey. What Kind of Nuclear Deal Is This? 231
8 The Left: Workplace Violence, Safe Spaces, and Other Politically Correct Nonsense 272
9 Information America: We Have Met the Enemy and It's Not Us 313
Conclusion: Solutions for a New Age 337
Acknowledgments 355
Index 357