Joe Vampire

Joe Vampire

by MJ Gardner

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Joe has really turned his life around. With help and support from his girlfriend Evelyn, he has
conquered his addictions, left foster care, finished high school and is ready for college.

As much as Joe longs for normality, his life is never going to be that way. Evelyn is a vampire,
and wants him to become one too. That’s a bit too much commitment for Joe. He can’t even
manage monogamy, and indiscriminately beds both men and women behind Evelyn’s back.

Things begin to unravel for Joe when he tries to help a friend cure himself of his many ailments
with a vampire’s blood. Things go badly and Joe blames himself and turns back to his old
addictions for succor. But can Joe cope with the strongest addiction of all?

Product Details

BN ID: 2940154574386
Publisher: MJ Gardner
Publication date: 09/23/2017
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 430 KB

About the Author

MJ Gardner is a web developer by day, who lays in bed at night and wonders, what if....? Her stories have been published in Mad Scientist Journal, Luna Station Quarterly, Plan B and Saturday Night Reader. She self-published her first novel, Evelyn's Journal in 2015. The sequel, Joe Vampire, is due out in 2017. She also publishes a movie review blog called Movies Off the Beaten Path. Gardner has an undergrad degree in English and Classics (Greek & Roman studies) and wrote her Master's thesis on The Vampire in English Literature. She taught English literature and technical writing at the post secondary level. Gardner currently lives in Windsor, Ontario, Canada with her partner of 17 years and her cat Zoom. She is also the virtual curator of The Suicide Museum (

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