It's official -- everyone in Ivony's life is crazy. Her dad's getting remarried, her psycho neighbor keeps harassing her to babysit for her two bratty kids, her 4-year-old sister is showing early signs of delinquency, and her two best friends? They've decided to start dating -- each other. It's not easy being seventeen. Senioritis should be declared a debilitating illness, and Ivony's got it bad. If she somehow makes it through this coming year alive, she'll be shocked. And maybe a little smarter. Maybe even a little stronger. That is, if all this weirdness doesn't send her completely over the edge!