"Being 70 is no different from being 69. It's a round number, and there's something about roundness that has always appealed." —Elizabeth Taylor
So what if you're turning 70; after all, with age comes wisdom and more excuses to woop loudly as you cruise past pedestrians on your brand new mobility scooter—and at least you're not 80! This book is packed with celebratory quotations to help you shrug your shoulders, blow out the candles, and keep calm, perfect for septuagenarians everywhere.