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Last Time, I Swear

Last Time, I Swear

by Kevin Scannell


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From the cover of People's wedding issue to being under surveillance by the FBI, it's been quite a week for 28-year-old accountant Addison Miller.

Her perfect wedding became even more perfect when she and her fiancé Brian were chosen to recreate one of People's Top Ten Weddings in American History. All expenses paid, celebrity photographer, and the cover of the country's most popular magazine!

But, Brian's Best Man, Cam "Rocko" Rockford doesn't want his last single buddy to get married, let alone to Addison, Rocko's lifelong adversary. As Rocko undermines the wedding, Addison is compelled to "eliminate" him from the ceremony. In doing so, she finds herself unwittingly sucked into a crime family by a misogynist, bi-curious fixer with a Napoleon complex.

As Addison tries to extricate herself from trouble by pitting the crime family against the FBI, she discovers that her loving father is deeply flawed and deeply indebted to the wrong people.

"Last Time, I Swear" is a darkly funny, sexy thriller with colorful characters, intriguing twists, and three great locales. From Chicago to Newport to Grand Cayman, and finally, to the wildest wedding ever!

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ISBN-13: 9781537024462
Publisher: Kevin Scannell
Publication date: 09/01/2016
Pages: 186
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.43(d)

About the Author

After years of hosting a "Morning Madhouse" radio show in Michigan, I am now a fill-in co-host for the "Greg and Dan Show," the top-rated talk show in Peoria, Illinois. I used to write jokes for Jay Leno's monologue, and it was a ton of fun seeing him use them in front of a live audience on "The Tonight Show." You don't get that kind of immediate response in radio. I, also, currently write and produce the video shorts on my website, www.thismightbefunny.com (some of which may actually be funny, most of which are probably lame). The SpongeBush SquarePrez series is well over 6 million views. I came close to finally selling a screenplay when Amazon Studios had one of my scripts under option for two years recently. Unfortunately, it hasn't reached the production stage. Growing up in a family of twelve (#7) with two bathrooms and one phone, I am constantly scratching my head as to how my parents pulled that off. My wife and I are the parents to one daughter, and at last count, we have three bathrooms and three phones. Although my official MOS in the Army was 98Golf (a Russian linguist), I found some extra time and fell in love with writing as the editor of the battalion newspaper while stationed in Augsburg, Germany. It was one of the most important periods in my life. After getting out of the service, I lived in Germany as a civilian for seven months and traveled all over Europe by bicycle and train (not to mention knocking down a crap load of German beer). I also had the cool, historical experience of renting an apartment in The Fuggerei in Augsburg, which is the world's oldest social housing complex still in use.

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