Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert

Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert

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Overview

"Breakups are harder for perverts, because there’s only so many of us out there. We both know it."

Welcome to 21st century America. A country in which Tiger Beat tells teenage girls how to perform rusty trombones while incels fume on obscure imageboards. A land in which college graduates deliver pizza and wait tables for less than minimum wage. A world in which sex is everywhere, yet nowhere, and love—the most precious thing in the world—is as elusive as steady employment and 401ks.

Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert is a comic, tender meditation on the state of modern dating. Richard Power's debut memoir examines the millennial generation's human wreckage, exploring its dreams, its delusions, and its longing for the one thing that the 21st century can't provide: love.

Originally serialized on MattForney.com and Terror House Magazine from 2015 to 2018, Terror House Press is proud to bring this underground hit into print. This edition of the book includes a new foreword by publisher Matt Forney.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781951897000
Publisher: Terror House Press, LLC
Publication date: 12/06/2019
Pages: 158
Product dimensions: 5.98(w) x 9.02(h) x 0.37(d)

About the Author

Richard Power is an author, economist, and aspiring ostrich farmer from Madison, Wisconsin. He credits his discovery of the Bang Bus series of porn videos as the pivotal moment in his intellectual development. Richard currently resides in Asia, where he works as a university professor and part-time gigolo. His penis is 7.3 inches long and 5.8 inches in girth.

Matt Forney is the founder and Editor-in-Chief of Terror House Press. He is an American author, journalist, and radio host. Matt is the author of eight books and his work has been featured at Return of Kings, Reaxxion, Taki's Magazine, Right On, Red Ice, Affirmative Right, and other sites. He has also served as an editor at Return of Kings and Reaxxion.

Table of Contents

Foreword by Matt Forney

I Can’t Draw

Avant-Garde

First

Stupid

Faces

Wasted

Your Idea

Two-Thirds

Trick

A Poem

Blurred Reality

Legal

An Exchange

About July Fourth

Matter

Taste

Dream

Where Have You Cum?

While You Were Speaking

Why I Lie

Another Poem

The Oval Office

Remembering

Normal

Impossible But Desired

Youth

Prison

Crying

Reactions

On Piss

Words Can Hurt

Dirty Marxist

Future

Bottom

What Do I Think About While Watching Porn?

Bedtime

No

Diary

On Milk

What Makes Mike Adriano Great?

Fucking Angela Merkel, Considered

On Snot

The Races

Writing a Blink-182 Song

Virginity Lost

Incest and Babysitters

Sorry

It Never Hurts to Ask

Plagiary

Grandma’s Boy

Accused of Rape

I Remember When You Cheated on Your Boyfriend with Me

Nostalgia, Regret, Libido

The End

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