The Light Fantastic (Discworld Series #2)

The Light Fantastic (Discworld Series #2)

by Terry Pratchett

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ISBN-13: 9780062225689
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 01/29/2013
Series: Discworld Series
Pages: 288
Sales rank: 39,223
Product dimensions: 4.10(w) x 7.40(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

Sir Terry Pratchett was the internationally bestselling author of more than thirty books, including his phenomenally successful Discworld series. His young adult novel, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, won the Carnegie Medal, and Where's My Cow?, his Discworld book for “readers of all ages,” was a New York Times bestseller. His novels have sold more than seventy five million (give or take a few million) copies worldwide. Named an Officer of the British Empire “for services to literature,” Pratchett lived in England. He died in 2015 at the age of sixty-six.

Hometown:

Salisbury, Wiltshire, England

Date of Birth:

April 28, 1948

Place of Birth:

Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire, England

Education:

Four honorary degrees in literature from the universities of Portsmouth, Bristol, Bath and Warwick

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Chapter One

The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.

Another Disc day dawned, but very gradually, and this is why.

When light encounters a strong magical field it loses all sense of urgency. It slows right down. And on the Discworld the magic was embarrassingly strong, which meant that the soft yellow light of dawn flowed over the sleeping landscape like the caress of a gentle lover or, as some would have it, like golden syrup. It paused to fill up valleys. It piled up against mountain ranges. When it reached Cori Celesti, the ten mile spire of gray stone and green ice that marked the hub of the Disc and was the home of its gods, it built up in heaps until it finally crashed in great lazy tsunami as silent as velvet, across the dark landscape beyond.

It was a sight to be seen on no other world.

Of course, no other world was carried through the starry infinity on the backs of four giant elephants, who were themselves perched on the shell of a giant turtle. His name-or Her name, according to another school of thought-was Great A'Tuin; he-or, as it might be, she-will not take a central role in what follows but it is vital to an understanding of the Disc that he-or she-is there, down below the mines and sea ooze and fake fossil bones put there by a Creator with nothing better to do than upset archaeologists and give them silly ideas.

Great A'Tuin the star turtle, shell frosted with frozen methane, pitted with meteor craters, and scoured with asteroidal dust. Great A'Tuin, with eyes like ancient seas and a brain the size of a continent through which thoughts moved like little glittering glaciers. GreatA'Tuim of the great slow sad flippers and star-polished carapace, laboring through the galactic night under the weight of the Disc. As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick.

Actually, the philosophers have got it all wrong. Great A'Tuin is in fact having a great time.

Great A'Tuin is the only creature in the entire universe that knows exactly where it is going.

Of course, philosophers have debated for years about where Great A'Tuin might be going, and have often said how worried they are that they might never find out.

They're due to find out in about two months, And then they're really going to worry ...

Something else that has long worried the more imaginative philosophers on the Disc is the question of Great A'Tuin's sex, and quite a lot of time and trouble has been spent in trying to establish it once and for all.

In fact, as the great dark shape drifts past like an endless tortoiseshell hairbrush, the results of the latest effort are just coming into view.

Tumbling past, totally out of control, is the bronze shell of the Potent Voyager, a sort of neolithic spaceship built and pushed over the edge by the astronomerpriests of Krull, which is conveniently situated on the very rim of the world and proves, whatever people say, that there is such a thing as a free launch.

Inside the ship is Twoflower, the Disc's first tourist. He had recently spent some months exploring it and is now rapidly leaving it for reasons that are rather complicated but have to do with an attempt to escape from Krull.

This attempt has been one thousand percent successful.

But despite all the evidence that he may be the Disc's last tourist as well, he is enjoying the view.

Plunging along some two miles above him is Rincewind the wizard, in what on the Disc passes for a spacesuit. Picture it as a diving suit designed by men who have never seen the sea. Six months ago he was a perfectly ordinary failed wizard. Then he met Twoflower, was employed at an outrageous salary as his guide, and has spent most of the intervening time being shot at, terrorized, chased and hanging from high places with no hope of salvation or, as is now the case, dropping from high places.

He isn't looking at the view because his past life keeps flashing in front of his eyes and getting in the way. He is learning why it is that when you put on a spacesuit it is vitally important not to forget the helmet.

A lot more could be included now to explain why these two are dropping out of the world, and why Twoflower's Luggage, last seen desperately trying to follow him on hundreds of little legs, is no ordinary suitcase, but such questions take time and could be more trouble than they are worth. For example, it is said that someone at a party once asked the famous philosopher Ly Tin Weedle "Why are you here?" and the reply took three years.

What is far more important is an event happening way overhead, far above A'Tuin, the elephants and the rapidly expiring wizard. The very fabric of time and space is about to be put through the wringer.

The air was greasy with the distinctive feel of magic, and acrid with the smoke of candles made of a black wax whose precise origin a wise man wouldn't inquire about.

There was something very strange about this room deep in the cellars of Unseen University, the Disc's premier college of magic. For one thing it seemed to have too many dimensions, not exactly visible, just hovering out of eyeshot. The walls were covered with occult symbols, and most of the floor was taken up by the Eightfold Seal of Stasis, generally agreed in magical circles to have all the stopping power of a well-aimed halfbrick.

The only furnishing in the room was a lectern of dark wood, carved into the shape of a bird-well, to be frank, into the shape of a winged thing it is probably best not to examine too closely-and on the lectern, fastened to it by a heavy chain covered in padlocks, was a book.

A large, but not particularly impressive, book. Other books in the University's libraries had covers inlaid with rare jewels and fascinating wood, or bound with dragon skin. This one was just a rather tatty leather. It looked the sort of book described in library catalogues as "slightly foxed," although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well.

Metal clasps held it shut. They weren't decorated, they were just very heavy-like the chain, which didn't so much attach the book to the lectern as tether it.

They looked like the work of someone who had a pretty definite aim in mind, and who had spent most of his life making training harness for elephants.

The air thickened and swirled. The pages of the book began to crinkle in a quite horrible, deliberate way, and...

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Light Fantastic (Discworld Series) 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 104 reviews.
Ruriksson More than 1 year ago
The Light Fantastic is a bit of an odd man out in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series in that it's the only one that really should be read in order. Most of this fantastic series can be read as a stand alone, in whatever order one feels (odd in and of itself for such a large series). The light Fantastic is the followup to Pratchett's Discworld debut The Color of Magic, in which our erstwhile hero Rincewind continues his journey with the Discworlds first tourist, the indomitable Two Flower. It is every bit as offbeat, witty and strangely poignant as the first, and certainly a good start to one of the most interesting fantasy worlds ever created. Highly recommended.
Niveus More than 1 year ago
I love this book. Terry Pratchett is a never ending well of fanatsy and creativity.
Ravenwood0001 More than 1 year ago
This book continues on with Rincewind and Twoflower's journey, and you find out how much of a "Wizzard" Rincewind truly is. Rincewind continues on his desperate attempts to keep the idiot Twoflower from getting them all killed, and along the way they meet some new friends and even more enemies.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I would recommend this book to anybody. The Luggage is probably the most creative thing Pratchett has ever menchened. ROCK ON DEATH!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I have the same probems with this book as with the previous one. It did not have quite the fun value or the length of current installments. Plus editing had some major mistakes. And I really really disliked the Spells' reset button Intervention.
comfypants on LibraryThing 29 days ago
The 2nd Discworld book. It's kind of the second half to Color of Magic (the 1st book). That book didn't really have much of a coherent plot except to allude to events coming in this book, but the character development between the Rincewind (a wizard with no magic) and Twoflower (a tourist) carries over through both books.They're both extremely funny. Sometimes Pratchett plays with words or ideas the way Douglas Adams does. But more often it's a character-based humor, and the characters are very strong and inherently funny. And even without the humor, these would still be good fantasy novels.
Meijhen on LibraryThing 29 days ago
Not nearly as good as the later Discworld books. I had to push a bit to get through this one, it just wasn't as engaging as some of his others.
gercmbyrne on LibraryThing 29 days ago
Terry Pratchett is a god who walks among men. The entire Discworld series is a joy and only a strange mad creature cursed by gods and man would refuse to read and love these books!the second in the series, Rincewind and TWoflower continue their journeys around the discworld, causing havoc wherever they tread!
neverwondernights on LibraryThing 29 days ago
I would suggest buying the 3rd right after reading this one. I still have yet to buy Equal Rites and I really wished I did. I am now not very tempted (at all) to continue the series. It could be because I am not very fond of Pratchett's style or it could be that this book wraps itself up so very nicely that it seems as though it the series is over (even though there are... is it over 11 books?).
teckelvik on LibraryThing 29 days ago
The second Discworld book. The Unseen University isn't quite itself, yet, and the trolls aren't what they become. It suffers in comparison with later books. Also, Rincewind is a one note character, and there isn't a lot to be done with him. But it is stronger than The Color of Magic, and Pratchett is beginning to find his voice. Full of interesting word use, and clever description.
JFBallenger on LibraryThing 30 days ago
I read this second book of the Discworld series directly after The Color of Magic,, and -- as had been foretold, I found it much tighter and funnier than the first book. Many LT reviewers and most Pratchett enthusiasts suggest that more recent books in the series get much, much better. Based on what I've read, I concur with the many Pratchett fans on LT that Pratchett's use of language and humor high, low and middle is absolutely brilliant. I can hardly wait for more.
rakerman on LibraryThing 3 months ago
Since I've read a lot of fantasy, I found this Douglas-Adams-like sendup of the genre totally hilarious.
Anonymous 9 months ago
Great
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I've enjoyed all four of the Disc World books that I have read. Look forward to all those I read next.
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If you've read The Color of Magic this is the sequel you want. A great continuation of a great story.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
How can you go wrong? Best series ever.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great read
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