Limo Bill the Sarcastic Assassin by Lord Dangerfield is an adult fiction novel. The main character is a paid assassin with a cover job driving a Limo in Myrtle Beach. Plenty of Limo stories, Assassin stories, Party stories, Sex stories and Romance. Get inside Limo Bill's head as he narrates his thoughts about his business partner, friend and lover, Annie, his very sexy life partner and stripper and the stories he tells with wild imagination that's over the top at times. Hang on for an insane ride to ridiculousness.
As an assassin, Limo Bill only kills bad people. At times he has internal struggles dealing with killing his targets. Each kill has a storyline not too farfetched bringing real life emotion to the characters and has his own special way to end the bad person's life. As a Limo driver, he sees an intoxicated side of people that might bring back some memories, some you wish you could forget. The party stories read like drunks gone wild! Limo Bill has a romantic side in his view of life, a little demented with the sex scenes, but romantic just the same.
This book delivers 'Shock (Yikes!) and Ahhhhhh! (Like someone when they see a puppy) You will want to tell others about this book and it should be on your favorites list.
|Product dimensions:||6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.50(d)|
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
I, like others, nearly passed this one by just because of the name. I'm glad that I gave it a chance. While it is definitely not your typical thriller or book with an assassin as the central character, it worked. The shining star of the book is the character development. The author has done a fantastic job of building some great characters, and I really enjoyed getting to know them. Overall, it's a good book, it's original, and it's entertaining.