Machete Betty and the Office Sharks

Machete Betty and the Office Sharks

by Neptune Flowers

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Overview

Tim is in the A team, professionally trained to investigate allegations of the potential mass hypnosis of the nation… But Tim is bored and horny. Who wouldn’t be? The office is full of idiots, and summer just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Reality starts to blur, screensavers come to life, and before he can say jiggyjig, he finds himself cavorting with a chain-smoking foul-mouthed merman.

Tim’s training is forgotten as he becomes immersed in fishy hedonism and office shenanigans. Can he save the day? Or will the team be forever lost in shameful acts of bouncybounce?

Find out in this tail of office boredom and surreal fun.

Warning! This story does not reflect realistic relationships with mermen or sharks.

Part of Seasons of Love Anthology.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940155354291
Publisher: Beaten Track Publishing
Publication date: 07/31/2018
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 688 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Neptune Flowers is a British author, best known for short stories and pub poetry.

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