Magnificent Bastard

Magnificent Bastard

by Lili Valente

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Magnificent Bastard by Lili Valente

"Magnificently hot, and wonderfully written! Who needs Prince Charming when you can have a magnificent bastard! This book is a definite MUST READ!" -5 STARS from Beneath the Covers Blog

"THE must read standalone of the year!" –Bestselling author Lacey Black

F*ck Prince Charming. Sometimes, you need a Magnificent Bastard.

Face it, ladies: love sucks and then you cry...while your ex rides off into the sunset banging your best friend.

But why let a break-up end in tears when it can end with sweet revenge? Enter Magnificent Bastard Consulting and me, chief executive bastard. I've got it all--looks, brains, a heart of gold, and the killer instinct guaran-damn-teed to make your ex regret the day he said goodbye.

With the help of my virtual assistant, I've built an empire giving broken-hearted women the vengeance they deserve, while keeping myself far from the front lines of the heart. Life is a bowl of cherries, until my virtual assistant shows up on my real doorstep for the first time, begging for a Magnificent Bastard intervention of her own.

Damn... She's a bona fide sex kitten.

I pride myself on being a true pro, but pretending to be her lover soon leads to giving it to her good, hard, fast, and up against the wall. And somewhere between getting balls deep in my sweet and sexy assistant and watching her ex beg for a second chance, I break every last one of my damn rules--professional and personal.

So what's my next move? Fight for the girl who makes me want to get up on a white horse and ride to her rescue, or stay a Magnificent Bastard to the end?

Warning: MAGNIFICENT BASTARD is a stand-alone erotic romance told from the hero's point of view. No cliffhanger. Lots of dirty talk.

"Quite frankly, this is one giant, perfectly executed bookgasm! It's what book dreams are made of. Scorching hot and laugh-out-loud funny, this book has it spades!" -Adriana Locke, USA Today Bestselling Author

"Sebastian is a magnificent hero! This is a true romantic comedy with the perfect mix of heat, romance, and hilarity!" - NYT Bestselling Author Lauren Blakely

Product Details

BN ID: 2940158266171
Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
Publication date: 04/25/2016
Series: Sexy Flirty Dirty , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 305
Sales rank: 62,975
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale.

These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.

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Magnificent Bastard 4.4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 26 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Good storyline, perspective, and happy ending.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fun hotit read
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved this story. Do yourself a favor and read this book. I couldn't get enough Bash and Penny.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was hot sweet and laugh out loud funny! I am crazy about Bash & Penny and you will be too
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funny and easy to read
Jan_Smith More than 1 year ago
4.5 Stars - Great characters, fun read! Enjoyed the unique story from the man's point of view for a change and looking forward to Aidan's story... This was the first in a new series, but no cliff hanger, the second book will be about a character we've met in the first, and I like that approach.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
4.5 stars. Loved it. Nice change to have it from the guys view. C
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fun book to read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was fun to read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Fun read .
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love reading from a males perspective. No cliffhanger this one has it all
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
So sweet and funny. Loved it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This was an ok book. Didnt love it or hate it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A little irreverant but lots of fun.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was funny, sexy and romantic. Cant wait to read the next book
indykat More than 1 year ago
I liked it. Clever plot idea and fun.
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is funny, naughty, and sweet. I love Bash and Penny and all their banter. I laughed and I fell in love right along with them.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a fantastic story! It has everything a great story should; a gorgeous hero who wants to right every wrong perpetrated by men against women, and brilliant heroine, intrigue, steamy hot boudoir happenings, and an HEA that rivals any Disney "happily ever after." This is a must read if you enjoy a very well written book (from HIS perspective, which I LOVED...who doesn't like getting into his head for once ?), that will make you believe there is hot, steamy, true love after heartbreak. Lily has a true gift of the written word that makes you feel the characters every emotion, willing you to keep coming back for more. Thank you for sharing your incredible ability to make written emotions living breathing things.
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CrystalPerkinsLV More than 1 year ago
A sweet, sexy, and totally fun book! LOVED it :)
ap2514 More than 1 year ago
This may be my new favorite book by Lili Valente! When I first read the blurb for this book I was never expecting it to be as heartfelt and loving as it is. While the premise for the book is pretty original and done in a very tongue-in-cheek way, it is actually a very sweet and romantic love story. I think what I liked best about this book was that there wasn't a lot of angst and drama between Bash and Penny. They were both very upfront with their flirtation and didn't send each other mixed signals. It was obvious from the get-go that they had passion and chemistry and I loved that Bash wasn't ashamed to admit it. Sure they hit a slight bump in the road but what lovable couple doesn't. I would highly recommend this book and although it's a stand alone novel, I would love to see these two again in another book:)