Magnolia Blossoms

Magnolia Blossoms

by Rhonda R Dennis

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Overview

Life isn't easy--especially when you're the reclusive daughter of a melodramatic attorney openly mocked for his commercials, and a free-spirited mother who gives art lessons in the nude. Their over the top personalities make it easy for the sheltered and introverted Magnolia Berrybush to swim in a sea of anonymity--until the day she finally snaps.
Desperate to break free from a clandestine world above her parents' garage, she devises a plan to make her mark--serial killing! Unfortunately, she discovers that her heart and stomach aren't ready to handle the life of a cold-blooded murderer, so she's forced to move on to plan B.
During her ill-fated attempt at achieving infamy, Magnolia meets Honey LeReaux, a hooker who is well past her prime. Ironically, Magnolia begins to blossom as she plunges head first into a seedy world, but she also realizes that smutty books and adult films have done little to prepare her for the real world.
Will Magnolia ever break free, or is she destined to live her life hiding in the shadows of her secret world?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780991386802
Publisher: Atchafalaya Publishing, LLC
Publication date: 01/08/2014
Pages: 294
Product dimensions: 5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.66(d)

About the Author

Rhonda Dennis is the author of The Green Bayou Novels, a romantic suspense series set in the heart of bayou country, and Magnolia Blossoms. She lives in South Louisiana with her husband and son.

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Magnolia Blossoms 4.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Finally! A book that kept me smiling and laughing. I really enjoyed it. Magnolia, bless her heart I completely fell in love with from beginning to end. She is frickin hilarious. I love the funny characters who don't mean to be. Some books start of slow and boring, then I just hope it gets better but this book started off fantastic and funny and was a joy all the way through. I see me picking it up again to read for some more laughs. 2 thumbs up to the author. She's got talent!
rulfm More than 1 year ago
there is a reason everyone keeps describing this book as LOL funny. because it's true! another hit from a wonderful author!
Lgutierrez1 More than 1 year ago
Loved this book. Laugh out loud funny!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Awesome book!! So funny! Let me start by saying how incredibly honored I was to receive an advanced copy for an honest review. Rhonda has been on my top fav author list since the 1st words I've read of hers, but this book has put her over the edge. I loved it for so many reasons! It starts with Magnolia Berrybush, who is an extremely awkward, clumsy, sheltered introvert. I've seen & heard awkward & sheltered but damn! This girl is a mess!! After a lot of really funny yet unfortunate mishaps, Maggie realizes that she's tired of this life & wants to be known in the world! So she does what any 32 yr old would do. She decides to be a serial killer!! Ha! After she realizes that's not her calling, Maggie goes on a mission to find her place in this big world!! She befriends a hooker, who becomes her 1st friend & teaches her very important & helpful life lessons! It was awesome watching her blossom from the scared, helpless, awkward shell of a girl to a strong, funny, confident, beautiful woman! Can Maggie survive the real world? Will failure drive her back into the world of a hermit? Will she find true love & ever experience the firsts that's she only dreams about?? Will Nick or Jace be that "one"? This book is a must read! Very few books make me laugh out loud, but this one did a lot! There were so many funny, happy & OMG moments! But there were also some special, tender moments that made me go "awwwww"! Thank you my friend for once again delivering an amazing novel!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is amazing!!! I didn't think I would ever stop laughing!!! Loved the story line!!! Great job Rhonda!!!