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About the Author
C. J. was born and raised in Miami, FL where she spent most of her young adolescence imagining herself a princess and bossing her siblings like subjects (apparently her first words to them were: "well done, peasant". C.J. cannot recall this.)
At present, C J. resides in Texas and works as a quiet, cheerful secretary by day. By moonlight, she spins magical universes into being. C.J. loves reading and writing fabulous books and fangirling with fellow book lovers.