Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor

Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor

by Thomas L. Masson


View All Available Formats & Editions
Choose Expedited Shipping at checkout for guaranteed delivery by Thursday, April 25

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781721911714
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 06/27/2018
Pages: 64
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.13(d)

Read an Excerpt

INDUCEMENTS FOR CLUBBINO Twenty copies furnished for one year for fifty cents. Address John Phoenix, Office of the San Diego Herald. SUSAN SIMPSON Sudden swallows swiftly skimming. Sunset's slowly spreading shade. Silvery songsters sweetly singing, Summer's soothing serenade. Susan Simpson strolled sedately, Stifling sobs, suppressing sighs. Seeing Stephen Slocum, stately She stopped, showing some surprise. "Say," said Stephen, "sweetest sigher; Say, shall Stephen spouseless stay?" Susan, seeming somewhat shier, Showed submissiveness straightway. Summer's season slowly stretches, Susan Simpson Slocum she So she signed some simple sketches - Soul sought soul successfully. Six Septembers Susan swelters; Six sharp seasons snow supplies; Susan's satin sofa shelters Six small Slocums side by slue. chapter{Section 4MARY MAPES DODGE MISS MALONY ON THE CHINESE QUESTION Och ! don't be talkin'. Is it howld on, ye say ? An' didn't I howld on till the heart of me was clane broke entirely, and me wastin' that thin you could clutch me wid yer two hands ! To think o' me toilin' like a nager for the six year I've been in Ameriky bad luck to the day I iver left the owld counthry, to be bate by the likes o' them! (faix, an' I'll sit down when I'm ready, so I will, Ann Ryan, an' ye'd better be list'nin' than drawin' your remarks), an it's mysel', with five good characters from respectable places, would be herdin' wid the haythens. The saints forgive me, but I'd be buried alive soon 'n put up wid a day longer. Sure, an' I was a granehorn not to be lavin' at onct when the missus kim into me kitchen wid her perlaver about the new waiter-man which was brought out from Californy. "He'll be here thenight," says she, "'and Kitty, it's mese...

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

See All Customer Reviews