Masturbation For Morons - A Do-It-Yourself Handbook

Masturbation For Morons - A Do-It-Yourself Handbook

by David Samson

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Masturbation For Morons - A Do-It-Yourself Handbook by David Samson

Masturbation is MORE than a state-of-mind. It's a total way of living!

In fact, given divorce, disease, and the idiocy of internet dating, you'd have to be a moron NOT to masturbate!

Yes, it's a touchy subject.

But Funny Guy REMOVES the guilt and reveals the incredible benefits of the self-pleasuring lifestyle.

In this hilarious e-book, he proves his point with completely bogus facts, figures, charts, exercises and the wildest illustrations you've ever seen.

Plus he PROVES it singlehandedly!

There's no doubt about it. This comical volume is one of the most outrageous concepts ever to be PULLED off!

Product Details

BN ID: 2940016535692
Publisher: The Funny Guy Company
Publication date: 06/14/2013
Series: , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 947,580
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

DAVID SAMSON is FUNNYGUY.COM. The author of 47 books, he’s a professional speaker, media personality and advertising creative executive. Random House, Simon & Schuster, St. Martin’s Press, Penguin and other major houses have published his works.

His titles span humor, self-help and celebrity autobiographies. They’ve been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, Rosie ‘O’ Donnell, Regis and Kathy Lee, The Fox News Network, Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Geraldo Rivera, Donahue, Larry King, and have been published in England, France, Germany, China, Brazil, etc.

In addition, his books have been featured or he’s been interviewed in People, Cosmopolitan, The New York Daily News, The Chicago Tribune, The Christian Science Monitor, Los Angeles Magazine, American Airlines Magazine, USA Today, The Philadelphia Metro, and The New York Times. He’s also been a frequent guest on many radio shows including top ten markets of ABC, CBS, FOX, Clear Channel, Westwood One, Radio America, and Pacifica Broadcasting.

David has been a creative force at powerhouse agencies such as Saatchi & Saatchi and McCann-Erikson. He was involved with the “Where’s The Beef” campaign for Wendy’s and has created advertising for Toyota, Hilton Hotels, Bausch & Lomb, Diet Coke, Continental Airlines, Master Card, Sharp Electronics, Lifesavers, Century 21 Real Estate, Milton-Bradley, Yoplait Yogurt, The Los Angeles Times, Heineken, Timberland Boots, Mennen, Howard Johnson’s, National Car Rental, Almond Joy, Fancy Feast, Days Inn, Cheerios, Crayola, Lockheed, to name a few.

Now the President of in Los Angeles, he develops websites and marketing strategies in partnership with select companies.

He believes the best years of his life are still BEHIND him!

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