Men Are Stupid...and They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty through Plastic Surgery

Men Are Stupid...and They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty through Plastic Surgery

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Men Are Stupid...and They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty through Plastic Surgery by Joan Rivers

Red-carpet fashion laureate, comic icon, and outspoken superstar Joan Rivers is uniquely qualified to talk about plastic surgery—because she's one of the few celebrities unafraid to admit to the world what she's “had done” to keep looking so great. Now, in this no-holds-barred book, she gives women straight-talking advice on better living through looking better.

Joan Rivers' abiding life philosophy is simple: in the appearance-centric society of the twenty-first century, beauty is key—especially where men are concerned. Men like pretty women. And so, getting something lifted, tightened, adjusted, or removed is as fundamental as wearing makeup or using hair conditioner; it's become something we do to make ourselves look better. Now, for any woman considering her options, Joan Rivers takes the mystery out of cosmetic surgery with a practical overview, aided and informed by the country's top plastic surgeons, of almost every single cosmetic procedure legally performed in America today. She takes readers step-by-step through these entire processes, from fi nding the right doctor to the bruising truth about recovery and the facts about cosmetic surgery's very real risks.

But don't worry—there's dish, too. Filled with Rivers' personal anecdotes about life under the knife, Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs is also rife with Hollywood gossip about who's done what and how often. Part comic musing, part bitch-fest, and part hands-on advice, this is a bracingly funny, wildly frank, and genuinely passionate argument for a woman's right to do whatever it takes to be beautiful, to feel better about herself, and most of all to be happy — not only with who she is, but who she wants to be. Throughout the book, Joan Rivers is right there, guiding and encouraging with no apologies, no excuses, and absolutely no shame. Take it from the woman who enjoys having it all—done.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781416599241
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 12/01/2009
Pages: 304
Sales rank: 903,665
Product dimensions: 5.26(w) x 8.32(h) x 0.88(d)

About the Author

Joan Rivers is a force of nature—and one of the hardest working celebrities in the world—comedienne, bestselling author, Tony-nominated actress, playwright, screenwriter, motion picture director, columnist, lecturer, syndicated radio host, Emmy Award-winning talk show host, jewelry designer, Red Carpet fashion laureate, businesswoman, and mother and grandmother.

Valerie Frankel had published fourteen novels, four non-fiction titles, and one memoir. Her titles include: Thin Is The New Happy, The Best You'll Ever Have, Fringe Girl, Hex and the Single Girl, The Accidental Virgin, and Smart Vs. Pretty.

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Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 41 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Typically sassy, lay-it-on-the-line-Rivers, gives an excellent overview of what to expect from various surgical proceedures; she does it with an infusion of laugh provoking mental images.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Funniest woman ever... razor sharp wit, we have lost a shining star. I can't decide which book to read but looking at the reviews I've learned... men like boobs, and need spell check. Women are usually smarter (than men) and probably invented bj's as a weapon. ( thank god!!) Thank you Joan say hi to Robin !
melaniejudd More than 1 year ago
educational and funny. You really learn a lot without being bored
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Hurt my breasts till i screan the take ne tie me in your roim and have sex wuth me everyday even if i refuse
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I'm wondering about poor ole Edgar,if he's been able to hide from Joan!!!Only kidding you two"love birds"He took the brunt of so many of her jokes while he was alive.I know she was absolutely devastated when he took his own life.I'm not familiar with the Jewish religion when it comes to the hereafter,I just know I beleive in the spirit world and I emphasize"I"and I believe we will be with our loved ones who have passed.So run Edgar,run!!GOD BLESS YOU JOAN,you truly will be missed. A fan
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STOP HATING ON JOAN SHE DIED LAST NIGHT!!
OneReadingMomma More than 1 year ago
This comes across as more of a plastic surgery reference book, although I love Joan's sense of humor. Good book for those actually planning a bunch of surgeries.
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Worth reading, women need to stand together to feel good about themselves, and should do what it takes to improve on what they were given. Ms Rivers knows her subject. Go get it, and enjoy:)
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