Buck Me, Cowboy:
My happy endings only come in one variety.
Then she rode into my life.
Nannies are supposed to minimize distractions, not cause them.
Coming home means coming hard.
I've never cared who with, until her.
Sweet and sassy, she's not just that young girl I remember.
I haven't seen him since my daughter came into my life.
He's turned into a grown a@@ man, complete with hard-won muscles and an impressive military record.
His Virgin Escort:
That's one virgin I'd love to train.
A sweet, innocent young thing is joining the escort service.
And she's all mine.