A junk email: an invitation from 'Mirror Girl' to join her exclusive club. Decline and continue a life of abject boredom. Accept and the maelstrom begins. Now you need help. No problem. Rescue your landlady from her perverted hubby - instant karma. Strange people behaving in menacing ways... A rape, a murder. Call of the Americas. Reality? Fantasy? From Harlow to San Francisco then on to Hawaii. Sounds great... But who is the serenading sumo? Can life be more insane? Yes. Meet Miranda and Ralph, form an alliance, then commit. Destroy the malevolence, destroy 'Mirror Girl'. Easy?