Most of These Stories are Somewhat True

Most of These Stories are Somewhat True

by Jeff Mackwood

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BN ID: 2940152885286
Publisher: Jeff Mackwood
Publication date: 03/04/2016
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 3 MB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Jeff Mackwood was born and raised in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada. He has an engineering degree from Carleton University. For most of his career he travelled the world doing marketing and business development in the aerospace industry. He is now retired and living in Ottawa.

Table of Contents

Opportunity from Tragedy 1 Snap of Rubber Gloves 4 The Ruby Ring 6 Hockey Heaven on Howe Street 9 Pie ! 10 Paintings - The Lessons 12 Hooligans' Game 13 A Never-Solved Mystery 14 Super Mike 17 A Crasher's Tale - Part 1 19 Wine Opener and Oven Mitt 23 Border Crossing 25 Walking To Chicago Stadium 27 London Pub Crawl 30 Honda Meet Datsun 32 I'm Not Dreaming Terror 38 Under The Rainbow 39 The Christmas Turkey 40 Cycling in Italy 41 Rumble in Toronto 43 The Poo-Pee Flush 46 Chiropractic 48 Go Grayson Go! 50 Hilton Hookers 52 Flipping a Quebec Bird 54 There's Quartz in Them Thar Hills! 55 Lights, Camera, Cut! 56 Cream Pie 59 Bank It Off His Left Nut 60 Nightmares of 256 Supple Street 62 Mind The Gap 65 D'Oh! 67 Quick Clay 70 Jack and Bill 71 Interspecies Love 72 Frog Astaire 74 Yes Minister(s) ! 75 Americans Spying on Americans 78 Crop Patterns 80 8-Tracks, Shotguns and Rifles 82 Maxi-Me 83 Singapore Satisfaction - Part 1 88 '72 Ski-Doo 91 A Son's Duty 93 Risky Business 99 Double-Barrel or Doberman? 100 Swimming - The Hot and the Cold of It 103 Corporal Punishment 106 Broken Noses 108 Stroke One - Having a Sharon Stone 110 The 21-Year-Old Springbank 112 Low-Hanging Exit Sign 115 Incoming! 117 The Kilts 119 The Thinkers 122 The 155-Pound Subwoofer 123 The Best Darn Margaritas in the World 125 The Perv 127 Pembroke Pub Crawls 129 Proud Father 132 Great Pyramid of Giza 134 Coliseum 137 Cold, Darn Cold! 140 The Scotch Night 143 Paintings - The Self-Portrait 144 Boeing, Boeing, Gone! 145 Paris Shower Stall 149 The Last High - Thai Sticks 150 Good Relations 151 How Much For That Guy in the Window? 153 The Amber Necklace 156 The Boyfriend Killer 157 A Crasher's Tale - Part 2 159 The Robert Grahams 162 The Sea of Tits 163 You're Still An A-Hole Watson! 165 Obituary 166 Lucky's Lake Swim 167 Bavarian Beer Tour 169 The Idiot Vote 172 Stroke Two - I Smell Curry 173 Fight or Flight 175 The Pearls 178 Recollections of the Hofbrauhaus 181 Singapore Satisfaction - Part 2 182 Pain Relief 183 Paintings - The Avenue 184 Chevy Chevette Chills 186 Turkey Thief 188 The Tradition 189 Muddy Footprints 190 No Officer 191 Lock-in at The Royal Exchange 194 Slow Motion Rollover 196 Just Swish It Around 198 Flying Drunk 200 Four Floors of Whores 202 Swiss Alps 205 The Richard-Out Award 208 The Vasectomy 209 Cuban Cigar Hangovers 212 The Pool That Wasn't 214 Paintings - Vermeer 216 Arab Conflict 217 The Dive Knife 220 My Standard Fee 223 Zap Three Times 225 Acknowledgements and Credits About Me, the Author

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