Join Mountain Man as he shares stories from his youth and recent years, and rediscover the wisdom of speaking slower than you think, taking time to talk with others, helping a person in need, eating together as a family, and doing a job right the first time. Also learn to make the most of your uniqueness, bring humor into everyday life, keep your faith first, be quiet to catch the squirrel, stay positive when life is hard, leave a clean trail, and much more.
Instead of figuring out how to squeeze a little more in your day, it is time to slow down and enjoy the God given moments to make life truly worthwhile.
|Publisher:||BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC|
|Product dimensions:||5.20(w) x 7.10(h) x 0.70(d)|
|Age Range:||18 - 10 Years|
About the Author
Tim Guraedy (known as Mountain Man) lives in West Monroe, Louisiana, the small town made famous by Duck Commander and Duck Dynasty. Mountain Man has been a beloved character on Duck Dynasty since appearing in Season 1. An avid outdoorsman, he loves to hunt, fish, and daily live out his Christian faith using his time to talk with people and help those in need all while keeping a slow profile.
Table of Contents
Foreword Jase Robertson 5
Part 1 Mountain Man's Story
1 It's Okau to Be Different 9
Part 2 Keepin' A Slow Profile
2 Slowing Down Makes You Stronger 13
3 Keep First Things First 41
4 Humor Tickles like a Feather 59
5 Look for Signs 69
6 Don't Fall Out of the Boat 77
7 Small Seeds Grow Big Trees 85
8 Do it Right the First Time 95
9 Pray on Your Knees 101
10 Get Along with Others 111
11 Get a Good Dog 119
12 God Is Your Flashlight 125
Part 3 A Little More about Mountain Man
About the Author 136
Mountain Man's Favorites 137
Mountain Man's Ten Tips to Choose a Good Woman 139
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Great! I still love this guy!
"I am helpful! I don't pee on the bathroom floor!" I love dis quote!
"Fat ass"! X,D
O.e Why should she tell him her br<_>a size?!?
Hurry with next chapter and make Jase f u c k Skyler pwease!
*Jase sat beside Peter at their usual table during lunch. He picked up his orange off his tray.* <br> Jase:"I'll trade you my orange for an oreo." He offered Peter. <br> Peter:"Great timing dude. This is my last one." He said as he shook the bag. <br> Thomas:"I was just about to ask for that oreo. Give it to me, Peter." <br> Peter:"Who is more worthy?" <br> Jase:"Man, f<_>uck Thomas. My d<_>ick is more worthy than him. Plus, I took the blame for taking Ms.Seemore's weave." <br> Peter:"You did...here you go, Jase." He handed Jase the cookie and took the orange." <br> Thomas:"Can I atleast have half of the orange?" <br> Jase:"Fat a<_>ss..." <p> *Jase rolled into Ms.Freighters' Engineering class and began to sing 'Bang Bang'. <br> Jase:"Bang! Bang! Into the room! I know you want it! Bang! Bang! All over you!" <br> Ms.Freighter:"Jase sit down." <br> Jase:"Aye, Captain!" He sat. <br> *As soon as he sat, the intercom beeped and Jase was called to the office.* <br> Jase:"Well, it was nice knowing you all for a few seconds." He said as he exited. <br> *Jase strolled down the hallway and ran into Hilliary, Skyler's bestfriend.* <br> Jase:"Hey there, s<_>exy mama." He smiled. <br> Hilliary:"What did you just call me?" <br> Jase:"S-E-X-Y mama." <br> Hilliary:"I would beat the living s<_>hit out of you, but Skyler told me to not f<_>uck around with you." <br> Jase:"Well tell her that if she's ever free, we can f<_>uck all night long." <br> Hilliary:"You're so weird Primes. I got to go. See you later." <br> Jase:"Bye hotcakes!" He said as he smacked her butt and took off. <p> *Jase walked into the office.* <br> Office Lady:"Whatcha need?" <br> Jase:"I was called up here for something." <br> Office Lad:"oh! Yes. Alex, your 'tour guide' is here." <br> Jase:"I didn't sign up for no tour guide s<_>hit. Whatcha talkin about?" <br> Principal Ladner:" I thought you might need to be a little more helpful around in this school. So, you will be taking Ms.Alex on a tour of the school." <br> Jase:"I am helpful! I don't pee on the bathroom floor!" <br> Ladner:"Tgat is disgusting, but anyway have fun." He walked off into his office as Alex walked toward Jase. <br> Alex:"Hi I'm Alexei, but you can call me Alex." <br> Jase:"Nice set of ta ta's Alex. I'm Jase." <br> Alex:"Ta ta's?" <br> Jase:"It's a phrase I use. Let's get going." <p> Jase:"And our next stop on the ratchet train of this lame a<_>ss school is the liberry." <br> Alex:"Do you mean library?" She followed Jase in.* <br> Jase:" Sure. So,what's your bra size?" <br> Alex:"C 32." She said as they approached the main desk.* <br> Skyler:"May I help you...." She said looking at Jase angrily. <br> Alex:"Hi! I'm Alex and Jase here was taking me on a tour of the school." <br> Skyler:"I see. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to finger you yet. I'm Skyler." <br> Jase:"wahh! Me?" <br> Alex:"Well he did ask for my bra size? Nice to meet you Skyler." <br> Jase:"I think it's time to leave. See you later Sky. Come on, Alex." He said tugging on Alex's shirt.* <p> Welp, that's it for this chapter. Sorry if it wasnt as interesting but the next chapter will be. And for some odd reason, everytime I click the letter 'h', a 'g' comes up. So, if you see a word that's supposed to have a h'. It's a 'h'. Thx again 4 the comments and have a nice day!