Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate

Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate

by Aaron Berg
Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate

Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate

by Aaron Berg


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Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate is a politically incorrect, satirical manual to living right while doing all the wrong things. If you ever wanted to live on the edge but are afraid of the repercussions of societal judgment, just follow Mr. Manners' advice and learn how to cross the line while still being viewed as a gentleman. You will be an upwardly mobile sinner in minutes! Embrace your manhood and learn how to pursue all of the higher arts via etiquette.

Mr. Manners makes a martyr out of himself so that you may learn from his wisdom. Think that as a white man it's wrong to use the N-word in public? Wrong! Mr. Manners shows you the etiquette for overcoming this common misconception.
Got a girl pregnant and fear that you are going to lose your freedom? Let Mr. Manners show you how to finagle your way out of this inconvenient bind whilst still maintaining your gentleman-like demeanor.
Want to have a threesome with a buddy and a lower-level hussy but don't know how to deal with two bananas and one clam? Let Mr. Manners show you how to remain straight in a gay situation.
Think you may have an STD? Don't let traditional medicine dictate your decision making process. Mr. Manners will lead you to homeopathic well being.
Ever thought of dating a prostitute but fear occupational hazards? It's not as bad as you think and Mr. Manners shows you that it may be financially rewarding as well!

Mr. Manners will teach you how to survive a night in jail, how to have rough sex without accidentally murdering your online date, how to drink and drive without getting caught and a plethora of other actions that could be macabre, but are merely by-products of being a gentleman.

So curl up with this book and a drink and realize you're not a piece of white trash like the media would have you believe... You are a gentleman!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781496011077
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 02/19/2014
Pages: 310
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.65(d)
Age Range: 1 - 17 Years

About the Author

Originally from Toronto, after graduating with an honors degree in Philosophy from the University of New Brunswick, Aaron began his career as a stand-up comedian at the famous Canadian comedy institution, Yuk Yuk's. After years of crafting an act he began touring Canada and became a headlining comic. Nominated for two Canadian Comedy Awards and winner of the 2007 College Comedian of the year award, it was then time to go international. He has headlined the U.K., the United States, Japan, and Israel as part of the CBC Documentary "A UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE" which follows six comedians on a controversial tour of Israel. Aaron has appeared as part of the Boston Comedy Festival, The New York Comedy Festival, as well as the nationally televised Winnipeg Comedy festival. Aaron also performed his raw brand of stand-up at the world premiere of The Aristocrats film and on the world famous SET LIST show at the best comedy club in NYC ...'The Stand'.

Aaron can currently be seen as Floyd on the groundbreaking new television series 24 Hour Rental.

Aaron's first one-man show about his venture as a willing participant in the sex trade, The Underbelly Diaries completed an Off-Broadway run at Theatre Row in NYC in 2013 where it was met with critical acclaim. The show was described by New York as "Shocking, disgusting (in places) and absolutely hilarious." He also performed an Off-Broadway run of Jeremy Levy's new play '21 days'.

Aaron has appeared in the feature films Detroit Rock City, The Ladies Man, The Lookout, The Triumph of Dingus McGraw, and Boondock Saints 2:All Saints Day. Recent television guest appearances include Golden Boy (CBS), Elementary (CBS), Murdoch Mysteries (CBC), KING (SHOWCASE), BREAKOUT KINGS (A&E) and many more....

Aaron now resides in Harlem, NYC and is lonely.
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