A.J. is certain that nothing can be more boring than an overnight field trip to the natural history museum, but changes his mind once his second-grade class arrives and meets the eccentric tour guide, Ms. Krup.
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|Series:||My Weird School Series , #21|
|Edition description:||THIS EDITION IS INTENDED FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY|
|Product dimensions:||5.20(w) x 7.50(h) x 0.50(d)|
|Lexile:||540L (what's this?)|
|Age Range:||6 - 10 Years|
About the Author
Dan Gutman is an American writer of children's fiction who lives in New York City. He is best known for the popular young reader book series The Genius Files and My Weird School. The My Weird School series and its several companion series center around Arlo "A.J." Jervis and his school adventures. Gutman's other notable works include the first book in the Baseball Card Adventures series, Honus and Me, The Homework Machine, The Kid Who Ran for President , and several non-fiction books from early in his career.
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My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up! AER
Field Trips Are Boring
My name is A.J. and I hate school.
It was Monday...the worst day of the week. We were on our way to lunch in the vomitorium at Ella Mentry School. My friend Ryan Dole was the line leader. I was the door holder. All the guys were talking about the big football game that was on TV over the weekend. All the girls were gabbing about some girly stuff, like what color shoes they have.
"Enough chitchat!" said our teacher, Mrs. Daisy.
Mrs. Daisy used to be Miss Daisy, but she went off and got married to our reading specialist, Mr. Macky. So now we call her Mrs. Daisy.
"I just got some great news!" she told us. "Next week our class is going on a field trip!"
"Yay!" yelled all the girls.
"Boo!" yelled all the boys.
Ugh! I remember the last time we went on a field trip. It was totally lame. Do you know why? We went on a field trip . . . to a field! How lame is that? We had to look at disgusting bugs. Our science teacher, Mr. Docker, even ate one of them. But then, Mr. Docker is off his rocker.
We should go on a field trip to an amusement park or a video arcade. That would be cool.
"I love field trips!" said this annoying girl with curly brown hair named Andrea, who loves everythingteachers love.
"Me too!" said her crybaby friend, Emily. "Where are we going?"
"We're going to visit a natural history museum!" Mrs. Daisy said, all excited.
What?! A natural history museum?
Natural stuff is boring.
History is boring.
And nothing's more boring than a museum.
So a naturalhistory museum is sure to be the most boring place in the history of the world!
Now you know why I hate school.My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up! AER
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