My Dungeon Life: Rise of the Slave Harem Volume 9

by Whatsawhizzer

Overview

After Deek is promoted to Count, his troubles only double. He must fight a war on two fronts. Between the unified bandits that seem to be able to resurrect inexhaustibly and their elusive Bandit Hero leader, and Lord Reign with his strangely endless supply of Knights, Deek must allocate his time wisely. Perhaps, he might be able to deal with them both in a single blow, or perhaps he’s biting off more than he can chew.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940165025822
Publisher:	Whatsawhizzer
Publication date:	09/16/2021
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	465 KB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

At age 5, I invented peas and mashed potatoes. Prior to this event, people ate their peas willynilly. They were all over the place. It was mass hysteria. So I said to my mom, I said, "Why don't you just stick that shit in mashed potatoes?" to which she replied, "Stop swearing! And take your hands out of your pants!" I chose to do neither.
After that, I went to college, where I experimented with my sexuality. Sometimes as a man, sometimes as a woman, sometimes as Tyrannosaurus Rex. Sexsasaurus Rex, that's what they called me... until the day I went mysteriously missing.
Where I went from there? Nobody knows. Perhaps I wondered from town to town, fixing the wrongs of the world. Perhaps I discovered porn on the internet and spent years locked in my room, writing erotic fan fiction.
Either way, one day I was found, naked, hanging from a tree, in the Northern Canadian Jungle. I lept from that tree, and crawled sixty miles back to civilization, battling dire cobras, dire bears, and dire wolves all along the way. When I finally made it into a local Holiday Inn, I'll never forget the first words that they said to me. "Why are you naked?...Eh?"
From there, I returned to civilization, and after a brief stint in jail for regicide, I got an account on Smashwords. And thus I decided to start writing books, and you know the rest.