MY HIPPO HAS THE HICCUPS
My hippo has the hiccups and his hiccups shake the ground.
The fl oor is always rumbling when my hippo is around.
I bought him at the pet store,
but I missed a small detail.
I didn't see the sign said,
"Hiccupotamus for sale."
WALLY WARDS THE SWORD SWALLOWER
Wally Wards swallowed swords,
and razor blades,
spikes, and spades.
Wally's jaws welcomed saws,
that's how Wally got his thrills.
All the same it's a shame
Wally Wards should lose his life.
Wally croaked when he choked on a plastic butter knife.
TODAY I HAD A PROBLEM
Today I had a problem when I tried to make my bed.
My blankets and my comforter got wrapped around my head.
I went to fl uff the pillows but the pillow cover tore,
and feathers fl ew all over as I stumbled 'round the fl oor.
I accidentally grabbed the sheets and pulled them as I fell.
I have to say, it seems my day's not starting off too well.
I tripped upon a pillowcase and landed in a heap.
Good grief! That's it! I'm staying here