Naughty Sex Jokes: A Collection Of Jokes That Make You Popular And Sexy

Naughty Sex Jokes: A Collection Of Jokes That Make You Popular And Sexy

by Stephen Williams

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BN ID: 2940015725988
Publisher: Vielmassociates LTD
Publication date: 11/16/2012
Series: Naughty Collection , #4
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 928,380
File size: 333 KB

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Naughty Sex Jokes: Have a Sexy Laughter 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 7 reviews.
RussellG More than 1 year ago
The title of my review comes from Carl Reiner's 1967 movie based upon his autobiography. Reiner, of "Dick Van Dyke" fame (his son, Rob, played Mike Stivic in "All in the Family" and is a movie director in his own right), has been in the entertainment industry for over fifty years and shows no signs of slowing down. Would that Reiner pere's passion and creativity rub off on those of us who merely amble, stumble, and sleep through life. While I have never actually met either the father or the son, it would be accurate to infer from the previous paragraph that both men enjoy what they do. Reiner created, wrote and directed "The Dick Van Dyke Show" and was directly responsible for influencing numerous actors and aspiring writers to hone their craft through the appropriate use and application of laughter. Laughter is one of humanity's greatest acts of self-preservation. Loud, deep roars of bellyaching to the point of tears is the body's way of releasing endorphins and reducing stress. The cliche of being the best medicine rings with authority. It aids in reducing depression and, along with exercise and diet, is key for maintaining sound fitness levels. I have found that watching a good comedy (of course, comedy is a subjective term, since what may be uproarious to one person may fall flat with another) is a sure way for myself to set the tone for having a positive, productive day---regardless of whatever I do. Additionally, being able to laugh at my own failures, foibles and frustrations is key to maintaining a sound perspective upon my own life. I like to think that I have a goood sense of humor. Granted, there will always be those who will raise their eyebrows or tsk-tsk whenever I make a pun or resort to toilet humor. In that regards I certainly need to gauge my audience better, and that is a good thing. Who couldn't stand to improve themselves? Knowing that I have social weaknesses is key to self-realization. I am no Wayne Dyer or Deepak Chopra; I am not comfortable with speaking to large audiences or even having the spotlight upon myself. However, none of this should be construed to mean that I don't give a fig about what I think, say, and do. It is important to seek constant, consistent improvement so that a positive pattern is established whereby opportunities are created that benefit and add greatly to my cumulative life experiences. Laughter, and making others laugh too, is one of those approaches. Stephen Williams' "Naughty Sex Jokes: Have a Sexy Laughter" may be a grammatically-challenged title, but its message is unmistakable---being able to enjoy bawdy, titillating humor, and getting others to laugh along too, shows an ability to partake in the universal quest for camaraderie, bonhomie, and the search for a sexual partner with whom one can enjoy mutual pleasure, relaxation...and lots of laughter. "Naughty" affirms the need for humor in all facets of our lives, but in particular stresses its primal connections to the innate human condition: we crave warmth, shelter, food, drink---and sex. These basic necessities perpetuate the human life cycle and are key to survival in what can be a frightening, dangerous world fraught with numerous pitfalls. And so we seek solutions that ensure our natural propagation. We arm ourselves for self-defense and for hunting. We plant, harvest, and gather foodstuffs and consume fresh water for nourishment. We use fire fo
Writergrl11 More than 1 year ago
Do you really like to be the life of the party? Maybe you're the one everyone turns to for a good joke or an icebreaker and you love it. But after a while you start running out of jokes or your start running out of ideas on things to say. Well that's when you need a new joke book. Of course there's tons that you can choose from but if you want something that's going to be funny and sexy at the same time then this is the book that you should be looking at. Making people laugh isn't difficult usually. People want to laugh. And so when you say something that's even somewhat funny they do. But with this book you'll have them actually rolling on the floor laughing because these jokes aren't just funny, they're naughty too. So make sure that when you use these jokes it's in an audience that's open to dirty jokes and that's open to being turned on by some of the fun discussion that it may start. These jokes are actually meant to do both, make you laugh, and turn you on. If you're looking for something that will really get your partner going then this book can be great for you as well. That's because naughty jokes are so much more fun than just regular jokes. They target all those things that really turn you on and get you wanting more. They'll do that for your partner too. So if you are in a relationship at all you should give this book a try. You might be surprised at what fun things you learn and what fun things come about after you've told a few of these jokes to your partner. I thought it was really interesting learning some jokes that would help spice up your life and your relationship. Most joke books just focus on making someone laugh or coming up with punch lines at someone else's expense. This book was different from that. Instead, it focused on making people hot and getting them interested in more. Everyone can have some fun with this book. The only thing about this is you need to really know your audience. Of course you don't want to use it with kids around but you also might not want to use it around people you don't know. That's because the jokes could really offend someone if you don't know them well enough. For your friends however this can be a great, fun thing to do when you get together. And I'm sure that my friends would find it absolutely hilarious. I can't wait to try out some of these jokes on the people I know because they definitely won't be offended by any of it.
CatherinePeters More than 1 year ago
Sexy jokes for sexy moments Jokes are meant to lighten up the scene especially amongst strangers be it in an elevator or at a party. Jokes will always lighten up the atmosphere. Naughty sexy jokes are definitely another genre of jokes as compared to normal everyday jokes. But amongst adults sexy jokes can set the mood right at the right occasion, that is informal casual events. Sexy jokes can get the party going and set a relaxed mood. The communication breaker can be a sexy joke, a prelude to more conversations and the building up of a more convivial atmosphere. From the health perspective, sexy jokes can bring up a lot of good vibes and can have a positive effect on the physiology of the body. Stephen Williams's book on sexy jokes is suitable for private moments with your partner. They are useful in setting the mood and releasing tension. The book's title provides the kind of jokes to be found within its pages so readers should be aware of the genre of jokes in the book. I found the jokes to be witty, sexy and interesting and it serves the intention of the person who is joking. Read the book and you will be surprised at the positive reaction you receive.
TheresaJohnson More than 1 year ago
There are many times when sex and comedy do not work out well, but this book is not one of those times.  I have always been able to find a joke in any situation.  My husband found this book, because he knew that I liked reading a lot of the Stephen William’s e-books.  This book gave us both a good laugh. Stephen Williams is a expert in health and relationships.  One of the biggest concepts that are involved in working relationships is that the people that are able to work on making a happy relationship needs to be able to laugh and have fun together.  One topic that allows for that is sex.  People always hear about the times where  sex was not that good, or it was good, but something would go seriously wrong.  This book thoroughly covers those topics and then some.  This book is able to grab the attention and leave your sides hurting from laughing so hard, yet it is also able to make you want to read more, because you will become interested in seeing just how many jokes can be created with sex as the central theme. The only issue that I found with this was that a few of the jokes seemed to be modern versions of classic sexual jokes, so it seemed kind of over told.  Otherwise, this was an excellent collection of sexual jokes, plus it is a fun way to bond with the person you care for, and both of you can share a good laugh.
Ant0 More than 1 year ago
Pure Laughter! Life is full of problems and it can build up a lot of stress in our minds. Every now and then we need to set aside those problems and put on smile and laugh. Withholding all that stress can impact our life emotionally and physically. Furthermore, stress can eliminate any form of communication with your love ones because you’re so focused on your own problems. So we definitely need something to brighten the mood and smile. That’s why I picked up this book by Stephen Williams. It’s great to know that I can come home from a long day of work and look forward to a having a wild night of laughter and fun with the woman that I love. Stephen Williams’ book is loaded with witty and sexual jokes that will have you burst out laughing! The good thing is that these jokes don’t have to be extremely dirty to be funny. I’ve never laughed like this in a long while and brings up a lot of nostalgic times where everyday was a day of laughter. So if you’re having a hard time to find a bright spot in life or you aren’t getting along with your partner then I suggest you check out this book. Sit together with him/her and read through all these jokes that bring back the laughter in your home. Strengthen your relationship and communication with this hilarious book! Just be sure to bring a box of tissues to wipe those tears of joy.
Ambrosia-Jefferson More than 1 year ago
Laughter is the best medicine for a lot of things to they say right? It is a medical finding that it is true those who laugh more tend to be less stressed and can live longer and healthier. So why not invest in some more joke books to lighten your mood. This however is not your Grandmothers joke book! As the title suggests Naughty Sex Jokes: Have a Sexy Laughter by Stephen Williams is a naughty joke book. A lot of these jokes would be a nice way to start relaxing with your loved one before something a little bit naughtier. Or if you are in the company of those who you know well enough to share some naughty jokes with. The book over all is well written and the jokes have a good structure to them. Stephen Williams really does seem to have a knack at comedic timing and that nice interjection of sex appeal. I think this book would be good for any couple looking for some more bedroom games. Or anyone who has a sense of humor and is looking at adding something a little more lewd and naughty to their jokes. You’re going to have a fun time with this book.
Jwoods1 More than 1 year ago
Great tool for the bedroom! This book is quite a departure from the usual joke books. Instead of a few knock knock jokes, expect something more likely to get you knocked up! The humorous intentions of this book are to combine the relaxing effects of laughter with the titillating effect of dirty jokes, and the total effect is pretty funny. I can definitely see how some of these jokes will have you wetting your pants from laughter, or even something else. At first I thought the jokes were a little too over the top to be sexy, but when my husband read them and started joking around with me I found myself feeling just a little bit naughty, and realized that this book actually did work. Not only did we share a great laugh, but it definitely helped put us in the mood for a romantic evening alone. If you are not in a committed relationship, telling these jokes to someone you don’t know well could get you a slap. I mean, if I didn’t know my husband already and he told me some of these dirty jokes, I would have found it a little creepy. But since I know him, it really worked well for us. Williams has other books in the ‘Entertainment’ series that are meant to amuse and inform at the same time, and while this one is more amusing than educational, it is still a great book for those looking to improve upon a stale, boring relationship. Let’s face it, funny is sexy. How do you think all those ugly comedians get the prettiest girlfriends? If they tell jokes like these, I can definitely see why! One thing I have always loved about my husband is the fact that he has a wicked sense of humor. He is always cracking a joke and trying to woo me, even after 15 years of marriage. Laughter and sex are the keys to making a marriage work, and we have plenty of those since this book came into the house! I would say that if you find yourself easily offended by sex or shy about the subject, read these alone a few times first. Understand that there is some pretty explicit material in here, but familiarization with this kind of reading will help get you used to talking about it, and that will help you get what you want from your physical relationships. If you are already in a relationship and want it to get physical, try reading these together, and see what happens! I really enjoyed reading the jokes in this book, and definitely think it is a great tool for couples looking to add a little spice to their relationship. Be warned, you may laugh until you are soaking wet!