Near Death By A Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir Of Misfortune

Pregnant and dealing with a bout of morning sickness, Andrew Butters' soon-to-be mom handed the keys to her car to her husband and asked him to start it up. He cranked the engine and released the clutch, not realizing it was still in gear. The car lurched forward, striking her in the caboose and launching her into the ditch. Thus began her unborn son's adventures in misfortune.

Told in the style of a friend at the pub recounting a tall tale that begins, "Have I told you about the time...," Near Death by a Thousand Cuts takes you on a wild and crazy forty-eight-year journey filled with accidents, injuries, and medical procedures guaranteed to make you simultaneously wince and laugh to the point of tears.

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Near Death By A Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir Of Misfortune

Pregnant and dealing with a bout of morning sickness, Andrew Butters' soon-to-be mom handed the keys to her car to her husband and asked him to start it up. He cranked the engine and released the clutch, not realizing it was still in gear. The car lurched forward, striking her in the caboose and launching her into the ditch. Thus began her unborn son's adventures in misfortune.

Told in the style of a friend at the pub recounting a tall tale that begins, "Have I told you about the time...," Near Death by a Thousand Cuts takes you on a wild and crazy forty-eight-year journey filled with accidents, injuries, and medical procedures guaranteed to make you simultaneously wince and laugh to the point of tears.

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Near Death By A Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir Of Misfortune

Near Death By A Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir Of Misfortune

by Andrew Butters

Narrated by Andrew Butters

Unabridged — 3 hours, 51 minutes

Near Death By A Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir Of Misfortune

Near Death By A Thousand Cuts: A Humorous Memoir Of Misfortune

by Andrew Butters

Narrated by Andrew Butters

Unabridged — 3 hours, 51 minutes

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Overview

Pregnant and dealing with a bout of morning sickness, Andrew Butters' soon-to-be mom handed the keys to her car to her husband and asked him to start it up. He cranked the engine and released the clutch, not realizing it was still in gear. The car lurched forward, striking her in the caboose and launching her into the ditch. Thus began her unborn son's adventures in misfortune.

Told in the style of a friend at the pub recounting a tall tale that begins, "Have I told you about the time...," Near Death by a Thousand Cuts takes you on a wild and crazy forty-eight-year journey filled with accidents, injuries, and medical procedures guaranteed to make you simultaneously wince and laugh to the point of tears.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940159822079
Publisher: Potato Chip Math Creations
Publication date: 04/01/2023
Edition description: Unabridged
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