No Learning Allowed

No Learning Allowed

by David Brown


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There is no learning in this book. It is not allowed. Most books for kids have way too much learning. In this book there is only fun and no learning. If any learning starts happening while you are reading this book, make sure to yell stop. Then we can get back on the right track. Remember, only fun, NO LEARNING ALLOWED!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781477611630
Publisher: CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date: 06/12/2012
Pages: 32
Product dimensions: 8.50(w) x 11.00(h) x 0.08(d)

About the Author

If space aliens ever capture author and illustrator David J. Brown and study him as a representative sample of life on planet earth, he promises that he will try his best to make all of you proud. He will sit with good posture. He will excuse himself if he does anything that requires excusing. He will not spill his milk. If asked about books, he will tell the aliens all about the authors and illustrators of serious and meaningful books, and not bring up the subject of his own books which - although they are fun - are not necessarily what you would want the aliens to be looking at when they are deciding whether or not earthlings should be welcomed into the intergalactic community of intelligent species. If they try to make David J. Brown some kind of chancellor or ruler over the planet, he will take the job, but he will try to rule reasonably closely to the way you would have wanted to be ruled if democracy had not been rendered irrelevant. There is no list of people who bought David J. Brown's books for him to refer to if that ever happens, so you don't need to worry about him giving special treatment to the people who liked his books at the expense of those who didn't. Even if there was such a list, he wouldn't do that. He is not that kind of guy. As far as mostly benevolent planetary dictators go, it would be difficult for you to find a nicer one than David J. Brown.

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