Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

by Greg Gutfeld

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Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780804138543
Publisher: The Crown Publishing Group
Publication date: 03/18/2014
Sold by: Random House
Format: NOOK Book
Pages: 272
Sales rank: 410,407
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

Greg Gutfeld is a cohost of the hit show The Five and the host of Red Eye on the Fox News Channel. He is the author of The Bible of Unspeakable Truths and the New York Times bestseller The Joy of Hate, and he contributes regularly to Breitbart.com.


From the Hardcover edition.

Table of Contents

Preface xi

An Introduction 1

Unctuous Occupations and Popular Pursuits 19

The Pitiful Ploy of the Bad Boy 29

The Deep Creep 38

You Pray, They Decay 47

Treating Crazies Like Daisies 52

Addiction to Accolades 60

How Mike and Carol Crushed the Feral 65

Doing the Wrong Thing 75

Killer Cool 84

The Cool's War on Warmth 90

How Heathens Become Hip 97

A Magazine for Murderers 105

Sonnets for Tsarnaev 113

Pure Idiocy 123

The Deadly Do-Rights 135

Nuking the Nuclear Family 141

The Guilty Parties 154

The War on Warriors 159

Bling Before Balls 169

Southern Discomfort 175

The Rebels of Romance 181

The Carnal Carnival 189

Gunning for Attention 196

Homages to Homicides 203

The Orientation Express 212

The Rebel Bootlicker 220

The Rise of the Free Radical 229

Conclusion: Axing the Appetite for Adulation 251

Dankon! (That's Esperanto for "Thanks!") 255

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Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You 4.3 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 52 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Greg Gutfeld is one of the best, brightest, and funniest writers of our time. Screw the "cool" elitest hipsters that have dragged our country down. Lucky for us to have Gutfeld who is not cool, just smart and insightful.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A great read. Chapter to chapter senarios that explain various ways the public is being duped by government, movie stars, sports figures, last but not least by our vision of self worth. Lots of laughs and my most favorite chapter was about DDT and bedbugs.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Brilliant, insightful, funny, singular...
Monta More than 1 year ago
The book is fun to read because Gutfeld writes like he talks. His examples are current and factual but written when added to his silly and sometimes sarcastic comments, he drives home a point without being dull.
suzieq4u More than 1 year ago
Greg doesn't sugar coat or go the way of PC. He hones right in on the poo we all see everyday and he calls it poo. Refreshing and strangely uplifting! Thanks for the laughs and enlightenment, Greg!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ha! Amazingly written. Thanks for making me feel like I am not alone!
fatboyran More than 1 year ago
Great book. Love the wit and wisdom. I'm pretty sure these one star folks are in the book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I watch him on the Five on Fox Smart man puts Bob in his place The book is great
gullagej More than 1 year ago
Great book.  Gutfeld tells the real truth of how we're all being screwed by the government and all the "cool" people who bow down to  their socialistic ideas.  All with just the right amount of humor to help make a depressing subject a little bit funny!  This book just might wake up some "cool" folks if they have the balls to read it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Haven't read this book yet, BUT if it's anything like the others he penned, I can already tell you it's hilarious and insightful. Greg's the best!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is awesome and good, very good. Greg is also awesome, and good-very good for writing it. Enuff said. Gina Rose Ott
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
insightful
Meemo_B More than 1 year ago
Oh Greg Gutfeld, you do make me laugh. Since I read this book 4 years after it was published, there were occasional references that were outdated, but the underlying ideas aren't. You'd think it would be common sense to avoid letting celebrities and social media dictate what's "cool", but sadly, it clearly isn't. I agree with most of what he put forth here (personally, I don't think Maroon 5 is THAT bad!) - so that obviously colors my opinion. There are plenty of folks who won't appreciate his musings. At all. Then again, they probably won't be reading the book anyway. Thanks to Netgalley and Crown Publishing for providing a digital copy for an unbiased review.
JFHoyer More than 1 year ago
Many of us are shaking our heads these days at a society that seems upside down from the reality we once knew. We’re trying to make sense of things that don’t make sense and find ways to understand the world in which we now live. Is it left vs. right? Democrat vs. Republican? Socialist vs. Conservative? There are lots of lenses through which to look at our changing world. In “Not Cool” Gutfeld presents a unique way of seeing our culture – and particularly the way the media elites shape it. To them, “cool” is Dennis Rodman running around with a North Korean Dictator and the Weather Underground killing cops and setting off bombs and getting praised for it. In his typical acerbic style, Gutfeld shows that “cool” is killing us. “Cool” doesn’t get you a job, make a company competitive in the Global marketplace or keep our country safe. All the current definition of “cool” really does is create lazy people who have a sense of entitlement and privilege that they don’t deserve. This book will help you to understand how our country has gotten so screwed up and help you to do your part to turn it back around. I received this book from Blogging for Books for this review.
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Hi Greg Love you on the FIVE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH LOVE THE WAY YOU GET BOB HE JUST NOT VERY SMART KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is spot on in its analysis. I found myself laughing in agreement throughout the book. Gutfield's wry humor is great.
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"God mia that was sexy" squeezes your as.s "go to the next book."
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I loved, loved, loved, this book, read it everyone, the only people who don't like it are the people who think they are cool. Should be a must read for every high school student , so they know before they enter college, what crap is waiting for them at the academic level.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
NOT COOL is intellectually provocative and unveils in no subtle fashion the superficial periphery we all know exists in the world. As a new author of a character-shaping book for children, his case against bullies and the “cool creed” resonates with me. I appreciated especially, the author’s ability to humor me. I spontaneously erupted with laughter at least a dozen times--I can’t recall a book that ever made me laugh like that. Unfortunately, plane co-passengers didn’t appreciate the humor quite as much. But, it did prompt some to ask what I was reading that was so funny. So Greg, I think you owe me one. Loretta Neff
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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