Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side

Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side

by Frankie Lassut

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Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side by Frankie Lassut

A lot of people think that people in mental health asylums are there because they have gone mad for some reason, and are therefore locked up to keep them out of so called ‘normal society’. That isn’t quite right; they are there because normal society has driven them mad, and they are actually just downsizing.

But, the truth is scarier than any fiction. The world is getting madder and madder, and very soon, the nuthouse is going to be the safest place to be (there is a good reason). But, there’s a hitch. If you want to get in one because you think you’ve been turned mad, you won’t be allowed in. Because; if you think you’re mad, you can’t be.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940032830054
Publisher: Frankie Lassut
Publication date: 10/04/2011
Series: Fun and Fantasy , #6
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 390 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Born right on the edge of the Lake District. Fifty metres (yards) further West I would have been in the Irish sea. Spent thirty years there, the first fifteen or so studying hard to get a job in a factory. Got the job in the factory and at the weekends knocked about around the Lake District, which is why you should read my books about them ... don't read the boring ones. Then I left the area and ended up in Coventry. I had heard that the streets were paved with gold. They were! But, it was a type of gold I'd never seen i.e. it wasn't yellow or shiny and had the texture and looks of dirty concrete. Nevertheless, I decided to sit down and write things. The one book I didn't write was 'How to lose weight by not eating'. It went like this, 'write a best seller and then eat'. Simple formula. I died of starvation and then came back as a zombie, so I wrote a zombie story. Over the years I've wondered why I'm still plump and not a skeleton. I've also wondered why all the crap things that happen to you make better stories than nice things. There again, the crap files are towering above the nice file. If we were talking A4 paper I'd say the four foot pile of crap things tower over the one sheet of the nice thing. You just have to keep going and hope that the great muse of storytelling one day gives birth to you. Does all of that sound insane? That's ok then because I think I am ... NO I didn't have time to spell check this, so forgive me ... I'll do it later, I promise.

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Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I look lovingly into your eye* i'm not sure
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She smiled.