Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side

Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side

by Frankie Lassut
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Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side by Frankie Lassut

A lot of people think that people in mental health asylums are there because they have gone mad for some reason, and are therefore locked up to keep them out of so called ‘normal society’. That isn’t quite right; they are there because normal society has driven them mad, and they are actually just downsizing.

But, the truth is scarier than any fiction. The world is getting madder and madder, and very soon, the nuthouse is going to be the safest place to be (there is a good reason). But, there’s a hitch. If you want to get in one because you think you’ve been turned mad, you won’t be allowed in. Because; if you think you’re mad, you can’t be.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940032830054
Publisher: Frankie Lassut
Publication date: 10/04/2011
Series: Fun and Fantasy , #6
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 390 KB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Frankie lives in Coventry, England. He has held many positions including children's worker, factory worker. In one warehouse the manager tried o explain how to put a coin in the drinks machine and kindly stopped the insult when informed 'I've got that bit' ... proper jobs aren't all they're cut out to be, unless it's cutting out with a pair of scissors. He has written most of his life but started to do it seriously when he was a bus driver. The job consisted of driving along in a mobile loony bin. One day he was asked if he wanted to buy some grass by a passenger, who asked for sixty quid for a small plastic pouch of the stuff. He refused and told the manager (at least he thought it was the manager, who was hard to see through the cloud of sweet smelling smoke). "Terrible! That's very expensive and not good for business" said the manager. "Not a good businessman at all" the manager carried on.
"Well, I see your point, but not too bad for a seven year old. He had a face hard enough to chop wood on, which will serve him well in the future." The job started Frankie writing seriously and the book which deals with the mad training to be able to dodge a machete (Skid Marks). There are many other books too from this disturbed mind. Seven genres in all.
Anyway, have a great day.

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Oh, I do like to be beside the sea-side 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I look lovingly into your eye* i'm not sure
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
She smiled.