One More Cup Of Coffee

One More Cup Of Coffee

by Tom Pappalardo

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Overview

Follow author Tom Pappalardo on a black coffee tour of cafes, diners, and convenience stores, as he travels the potholed side streets and witch-cursed back roads of Western Massachusetts. Grab a table and sit. Nod and smile at whatever the waitress brings you. Does it taste like a 9-volt battery dipped in old, hot Coke? Good. You’re in the right place.



Let this non-travel-guide be your companion as you:


* Visit cafes overrun with bespectacled and be-bearded white male writers feverishly tweeting their clever observations.


* Eavesdrop on snippets of conversation — perfect for swift and context-free judgment!


* Seek the approval of old men skulking in diner booths, quizzing you on long-gone local businesses until you admit you’re not a real townie.


* Spiral off on occasional departures from reality.


* Angrily shake your fist at those consarned millennials with their preferred pronouns and befuddling emoji.


* Delve into scathing social critiques of corporate coffee chains th— OH GOD I’M BORED ALREADY.


* Suffocate as caffeine-fueled paranoia destroys you from within.


* Sit quietly; stare at phone.


* Curl into fetal position on a sticky convenience store floor, between the humming refrigerator case and the high fructose sadness.


* Have some coffee?

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780998327808
Publisher: Object Publishing
Publication date: 12/06/2016
Pages: 156
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.33(d)

About the Author

Tom Pappalardo is a graphic designer, writer, cartoonist, and musician. He has achieved a special sort of New Englander hat-trick: One of his songs was featured on an episode of Car Talk, he played a minor role in a PIXIES music video, and he once sat oblivious during a Dunkin Donuts armed robbery. He lives in Western Massachusetts with a little cat named Charlie.

Tom Pappalardo is a graphic designer, writer, cartoonist, and musician. He has achieved a special sort of New Englander hat-trick: One of his songs was featured on an episode of Car Talk, he played a minor role in a PIXIES music video, and he once sat oblivious during a Dunkin Donuts armed robbery. He lives in Western Massachusetts with a little cat named Charlie.

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