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Brant Wesley Hallowsby is a mercenary for wealthy aristocracy, but he meets his match in Bella "Bluebell" Ballinger, a blue-eyed, blonde-haired beauty, which means she's trouble
As the illegitimate son of a duke, Bramwell Wesley Hallowsby grew up tough, on the fringes of society, learning to hide his hurt and cynicism with charm and Town polish. He's carved out a place for himself as a mercenary, serving as bodyguard and general strong arm for the peerage. Bram has nothing to lose... and he's exactly what Maybelle "Bluebell" Ballenger needs.
Maybelle needs a mentor to teach her to speak and act like a lady, so she can claim the place in society she was denied. As they team up to take on the ton, Bram knows she's hiding something even from him. Despite the deception he sees behind those sparkling blue eyes, Bram wants to believe that Maybelle's love is no lie. But it seems fate has served him up his just desserts in the likes of this determined damsel.
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One Rogue at a Time
By Jade Lee
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Bramwell Wesley Hallowsby missed the great love of his life because he was listening to the tale of his first kill. She was right in front of the inn in a blue dress and a bonnet with a matching ribbon. But his attention was on the inside as Dicky spoke of his Brave Deed. Not Bram's assassinations of vicious men and once of a woman spy, but his very first kill at the age of twelve.
It had been a rabid bear, according to Dicky, escaped from the local fair and still wearing a bright red and green ruffle around its neck. Horribly, this only made it more terrifying to the onlookers as the young Bram stepped forward to defend a child.
"A child?" gasped Dicky's wife, Clarissa. "Boy or girl?"
"Both!" cried Dicky, gesturing with his cheroot. "Twins with kittens. One in each hand and completely defenseless!"
That part was new. Last time it had been piglets. Bram looked out the inn window, idly scanning the street. Though Dicky had easily a dozen men who'd vowed to kill him, none of them would bestir themselves this far north of London. They were in Hull now, nearly to Scotland. If it hadn't been for Clarissa's tetchy stomach, they would be there, and he could get paid. That's all he wanted. To get them to Scotland so he could get paid.
He narrowed his eyes. There was a thick brute of a man coming toward them, but then the man stopped to talk to the woman in blue. The man bowed only slightly, then spent his time ogling the woman's impressive bodice. Bram labeled him the local lecher and let his attention wander back to Dicky.
"And there he stood, one tiny boy against a rabid bear," continued Dicky as he patted the small treasure chest on his lap. The heavy thing must have flattened even Dicky's massive thighs, but the man would not give up his gold even to sit in an inn with his sick wife.
"Terrifying!" gasped Clarissa. She always gasped whenever she spoke. "Did it attack? Did it hurt you? Are there scars?"
Bram barely stopped himself from rubbing his forearm. He knew the shape and the texture of the scars there from memory. The origin of the bizarre tale that had become his legend.
"Horribly disfigured, my dear," Dicky said, clearly gleeful at the thought. "You shan't see it, of course. He keeps it well covered."
"Oh my!" Clarissa's eyes grew sultry. Then she pressed her sapphire necklace to her lips at such an angle that her husband wouldn't see her lick it. But Bram saw — as she had intended — and he idly wondered if he would take advantage of what was offered tonight. It wouldn't be the first time he had used his own mystique to open a woman's bedroom door. And Clarissa was stunningly beautiful, as was her husband. Of course, they were both rotten to the core.
As the bastard son of a duke, Bram had to make his own way through the world. Thanks to the connections of an elite education, he'd been able to hang on the outskirts of the moneyed ton, but it had cost him. Humiliation was the smallest price he'd had to pay as he played bodyguard and general strong arm for the peerage. He'd also had to split his mind into two pieces. One half hoped for goodness and beauty in the world. He couldn't shut it up no matter how he tried. The other half saw with clear, bitter eyes what went on and hated the world for the disappointment.
Meanwhile, Dicky continued the tale. "People were running about screaming, you understand. Everywhere was chaos as grown men dropped to their knees in terror. But not Bram. At the tender age of ten, he stood up for those poor children."
"Ten? I thought you said he was twelve."
Both husband and wife looked to Bram, and he knew they would stay like that until he answered. "Eleven," he said, choosing to split the difference.
"Eleven then. But you'd just had the birthday, right?" Dicky asked.
"Right." Wrong, but who was he to argue? Dicky was paying him to be mythic.
Something jerked in the window, and he glanced quickly back. It was the woman in blue as she'd twitched away from a grinning man. Oh. Likely she'd been pinched as she'd passed the thick-jowled man.
"The beast gave out a tremendous roar!" Dicky bellowed as he leaped to his feet, one arm holding his gold, the other waving about while his wife squealed in mock terror.
"Uh, Dicky, you really shouldn't be so loud ..." began Bram, but he needn't have bothered.
The door to their private room burst open as the innkeeper rushed in. "My lords! My lady! What is amiss?"
Dicky let his arm drop, not even embarrassed. "I was being a bear, sir."
The innkeeper was understandably flustered, and though Bram enjoyed a flustered innkeeper as much as the next man, he hardly thought it fair. But rather than point out Dicky's error — a sin for any paid servant — he redirected the man. "Have you got the posset yet? For my lady's stomach?"
"Oh, sir, not yet. But I've sent my son to find her — the woman I told you about — and not return until such time —"
"Oh, but I am so wretched!" gasped Clarissa as she pressed a limp hand to her brow, her sapphire earbobs waving wildly on their gold chains.
"A hot towel, milady? Perhaps a blanket?" Not much of the peerage traveled through here, and he was making the most of these two.
"I won't put you to the bother," she said, her voice fading.
"But milady, if it would ease your suffering —"
"Tut tut," Dicky interrupted, oblivious to his wife's need to be cosseted. "She said no. Get on with you. I was in the middle of my story." Bram sighed. "Bring her hot stew."
"I couldn't eat a thing," Clarissa protested.
"You will," he said, keeping his voice stern. She liked it when he was bold. Yes, her legs shifted restlessly, and she shot him another coy glance that made him vaguely nauseous.
The innkeeper's head bobbled yes as he rushed out the door in search of stew. Meanwhile, Dicky was annoyed that the attention had shifted off him. "Pay attention," he ordered. "I was about to get to the good part."
Pay attention to his own tale of derring-do? "Please, I adore this part," he lied as he looked back out the window.
He saw a mob of boys — four of them — barely into their first beards. They were calling raucous comments aimed at the woman in blue. Really, why was she walking alone — moving from one house to the next to the next — seemingly unprotected by a husband, father, or brother? Didn't she know better than to tempt the locals to harangue her?
"The bear attacked!" Dicky cried dramatically. He roared again, and Clarissa squealed. "Bram pulled out his father's dueling pistol and shot it right in the muzzle! Bang!"
"Bang," Clarissa echoed as she rubbed her thumb over and across the smallest sapphire in her necklace.
"And that, my dear, is the tale of how my dear Bram became the man he is today. And he will protect us, you see." Dicky returned to his seat and curled his arm around the treasure chest. "If he could protect tiny children —"
"And their kittens! Don't forget the kittens!"
"And their kittens from a rabid bear, then ..."
"Then we are safe with him." Clarissa's gaze returned to him, her gaze growing more languid. "I feel so safe."
Dicky frowned, his face turning red. On any other man, it would be a hideously florid look, but it only seemed to enhance Dicky's easy charm. "That's why I hired him, Clary. To make you feel safe."
"You did a good job," his wife said, her eyes not leaving Bram.
Bram pushed to his feet, needing to stretch his long legs. "You do know that story has grown over the years."
"Tut tut," Dicky said. "We all know it's true. Or most of it."
Or none of it. When had his life become so absurd that he contemplated cuckolding a man — his employer — simply because he was bored? He despised himself, and by extension, he despised Dicky and Clarissa.
"There's no danger, Dicky. No one will chase you up here. They will ruin your reputation in town, destroy your financials simply because no one will do business with you, and certainly, you will never be invited to a ton party again. But there won't be a soul who offers you bodily harm."
"Course not!" cried Dicky as he patted his treasure again. "That's because you're here. That's because I had the foresight to befriend you as a child. I knew then that you would protect me. I knew then that you were a man who could save me from those blackguards ..."
Bram stopped listening and headed for the door. Dicky noticed about the time he stepped into the hallway.
"Where are you going?"
"To have a look about. Just in case." It was a lie, but it was one that would satisfy Dicky, which would make sure he got paid when this was all done.
So he left the room, choosing to wander through the inn. He made it through the kitchen and out the back, to the garden behind with two lazy hounds dozing in the sun. And once outside, he took a deep breath of the summer air and a greedy look at the green land around him.
That was the life he wanted: stretched out in the sun like those hounds, with his eyes drooping shut, while a pup or three gamboled nearby. He saw no puppies, but he imagined them, and they made him smile.
Then he saw her. The woman in blue again, this time without anyone pinching or ogling her. The sight was striking enough, but then she paused under a tree, pulling off her bonnet to raise her face to what breeze could be had. Fine blond hair blew back from her cheeks, and her perfect bow of a mouth curved in delight. Beautiful. A country miss complete with a basket on her arm. Her lush, unspoiled beauty was the kind that could only grow in the wilds. In London, she would be painted and sullen, her body trussed into dresses that maximized assets and minimized flaws. But this woman had a simple gown, and while he watched, those puppies he'd imagined suddenly appeared. Four of them, barking and leaping from somewhere he couldn't see.
She smiled when she saw them, and then — to his shock — she laughed, so musical a sound that he was riveted. Bells could not have sounded so pure.
He was awed. It was his idealistic mind, he knew. The one that believed in unsullied beauty. She knelt down then, oblivious to the dirt that would coat her skirt, as she tickled the puppies, her laughter chiming in the air.
He found himself moving toward her without choosing to do so. He had no idea what to say to an innocent miss. He'd never known a woman who could be so sweet. And yet —
"Miss Bluebell! Miss Bluebell!"
A boy barely out of short pants came tearing around the corner. She looked up, her expression surprised as she held out her arms. He careened into them, so fast was he churning his short, stubby legs.
She said something too low for Bram to hear, especially as the boy kept talking right over her despite being short of breath. Rude brat.
"Da says ... you come. Right away!"
At that moment, one of the puppies attacked the angel. It was nothing more than a growl and bite as it grabbed hold of her dress and shook. With a sharp word for the dog, she picked it up and took her time disentangling it from her skirt, but then the thing started licking her on the face.
He saw the wet tongue tasting her chin and neck. He heard her laugh, this time deeper — throatier — and he felt himself harden as he hadn't in years. Her cheeks were flushed, her hair now flying free as the dog laved her. His mouth was dry as he watched, and he abruptly thought of so many things, all dark and carnal.
"Miss Bluebell!" the child cried, and Bram wanted to spank the idiot child for drawing the woman's attention. Don't look at him. Look at me! The thought was bizarre in his mind, but it was no less loud.
The woman finally managed to pull the puppy away from her face. She must have said something because the boy nodded vigorously and pointed at the inn. At first Bram thought the child was directing her to look at him, but he soon realized the truth. Neither boy nor woman had seen him, and the disappointment of that was yet another shock. What was wrong with him?
Another puppy grabbed hold of her skirt, and he nearly growled himself to make the thing back away. For all he knew, he did make the sound because a second later the woman looked straight at him. She arched her brows, her rose-colored mouth molding into a perfect oval of surprise. He held her gaze, transfixed by the aquamarine clarity of her eyes, especially with the sun full on her face. And then she blushed.
Sweet heaven, his knees nearly buckled. The shock of that destroyed the illusion and allowed the bitter half of him to take control. He'd gone weak simply from looking at a woman, and he knew what a disaster that was. Hell, he had the scars to remind him if he should ever forget.
And while he allowed the anger to put strength in his leg, the woman rose to her feet, shaking out her skirts before grabbing her basket as the boy babbled on.
"There's a lady and gents at the inn. Right fancy, every one. They need your tea, Miss Bluebell. Right away! Right now, Da says. Right —"
"Now. Yes, thank you, Timothy." Her voice was more cultured than most, but the roots of this provincial village were heavy in her long vowels.
She started heading his way, and he noted the square set of her shoulders and the jut of her chin. She was proud then, and if the narrowing of her eyes meant anything, it was that she was studying him for a weakness. "I think she's dying!" the boy said in a loud undertone. "She presses 'er fingers to 'er mouth and she sweats to stink! That's what Da says. Wot if she dies right in our parlor? What if —"
"She's increasing," Bram said. He hadn't meant to speak. He had intended to simply watch and learn, which was his usual way of dealing with strange women. But the moment they neared, he found himself speaking simply to silence the prattling child. "It's morning sickness, but Clarissa was tired of the drive."
The miss cocked her head as he spoke, listening closely to his words. The idealistic part of him admired the color of her eyes and her honest face, but the bitter part of him knew that only liars needed to pay such close attention to their surroundings.
"So she needs something to settle 'er stomach?" the miss asked.
She needed a good spanking. She and Dicky both, for conning seven peers of the realm into giving them thousands of pounds for a make-believe sapphire mine. But that wasn't his job. Preventing this witch from poisoning the two idiots was.
He moved deliberately slow, easing his way in front of her. He was a big man, a good head taller, and he used his height to full advantage as he glared down at her.
"They don't need what you're selling." No one did. Because it was all lies.
"So you know wot a lady in 'er early months needs?"
"Please, sir," the boy piped up. "My da will whip me for sure if she don't come."
The woman dropped a calming hand on the boy's shoulder. "You won't be whipped, Timothy. Go inside."
"Go." Bram was startled to realize he'd said the word. Worse, it came out more as a growl than intelligible speech. But it was enough to terrify the boy into bolting.
The woman shook her head. "There was no need to frighten 'im."
He'd meant to frighten her, but obviously, she was of the fearless sort. "Clarissa just needs some attention, not any magic potions."
"Magic potions!" she cried, obviously offended. "I make good Christian tisanes, sir. Nothing 'eathen about plants tended with care and picked at just the right time to ease a lady's delicate stomach." She narrowed her eyes. "I 'ave a wonder of a posset for a man with a sore 'ead too, but I'm afraid I've nothing for stupidity."
Oh, well, if she declared it Christian in her broad, flat accent, then far be it from him to interfere. He folded his arms across his chest. "Clarissa just needs some attention —"
"And I'll be giving 'er that, sir, if you would stand aside. Unless you'd prefer to let 'er aim her illness at your thick 'ead."
That, of course, was exactly why he was outside. Damn it. Not only was she a manipulative woman, but she was clever too. He had no problems with simply barring her way, illogical as it was, but he knew time was ticking away. The first thing young Timothy would do was run tell his da what was happening out here. And a minute after that, Bram'd have the anxious innkeeper on his heels, begging and bowing enough to give him a headache.
"Show me what's in your basket," Bram ordered while he tried to think of some better way to rid the area of this woman.
She drew back. "You have no cause to —"
"I've every cause to protect those two. It's my job. And you'll not interfere with that."
"Then it's your job to see the lady gets tended."
"Not by you."
"Then who?" She gestured to the few hovels that made up the town. "There's no doctor for fifty miles. And no surgeon for thirty. When people get ill, they tend to it themselves, or they call me for a tisane. If 'tis naught but a woman's complaint, then let a woman tend 'er."
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I received a copy of this book from eBook Discovery in exchange for my honest review. This is the first novel I've read by Jade Lee, but it certainly won't be my last. Their was a lot of comical moments in this story but there was underlying tragedy in both the hero and the heroine's lives. The main characters, Bram and Maybelle, were both survivors in their own right; sometimes what they had to survive was the incompetence and out right stupidity of the people in their daily lives. I would strongly advise every historical romance lover to give ths one a try. You won't regret it. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and will definitely read it again!
One Rogue at a Time took a while for me to get into--at first, I wasn't really too sure I liked either the hero or the heroine--but they grew on me, and before I knew it I was totally engrossed in their story. Even when I wasn't sure, though, Ms. Lee had me smiling and even laughing out loud at some of the scenes--the rogue pig and his predisposition for whiskey-soaked slops comes to mind, for some reason... ;) So in the end, I did end up enjoying this one quite a bit, and Bram and Maybelle grew on me so that by the end I was rather desperate for them to manage to figure out an HEA together. (Spoiler: they do!) One Rogue at a Time is the second in the Rakes & Rogues series, but it worked just fine as a standalone. Rating: 4 stars / B+ I received a complimentary copy in exchange for an honest review.
If you like sexy bad boys, Regency-style, ONE ROGUE AT A TIME is the book for you! Bramwell Hallowsby is in Hull, on his way to Scotland, to claim his pay for a job he’s on, which is protecting peers. “Bram” is not quite a peer: being the illegitimate son of a duke, he is confined to the sidelines of the Ton; he is some sort of mercenary, and he looks at the world of which he is almost part with a very cynical eye. While at an inn, he spots a beautiful woman in blue who, among other things, sells healing potions: Miss Maybelle Ballenger. After a few incidents, Maybelle tells Bram that she is a lady, in spite of her broad northern accent and lack of polish, but she must find proof of her legitimacy before she can wed the vicar’s son, who seems to her the perfect husband for a country miss. Maybelle helped Bram at the inn, and as compensation, she asks him to teach her how to behave like the lady she knows she is, then she will go to London to look for the relatives who don’t know of her existence. ONE ROGUE AT A TIME was the first book I had ever read by Ms. Lee, and it was not quite what I expected. I liked Bram and Maybelle as friends, but struggled with Bram’s attitude towards Maybelle. While he’s obvious no angel and he’s very much sexually attracted to her, and I felt whatever motivations supposedly justified his intentions towards Maybelle, especially early on, were petty and irrational. While both Maybelle and Bram are complex and very interesting characters, the romance didn’t work for me. I liked her, but I didn’t care for him, especially after a catastrophic “mishap”, where he hides a most damaging truth from Maybelle, and which later on she nonchalantly brushes off as if it were nothing. However, ONE ROGUE AT A TIME is very well-written, and what I found most interesting was the encyclopaedic knowledge and understanding of the author regarding the era. The sociological aspects are enthralling and feel so realistic, it made me thankful that I hadn’t lived in those times! The story would have worked for me, had it remained mostly about the adventures, which were captivating. I received a complimentary copy of this book in exchange for my honest review.
My Fair Lady has scored a regency makeover. Jade Lee has smartly put her own spin on a literary classic. Her innovation and skill has netted a story that has subtle similarities that have a modern feel but all the poise and mystery of regency era romance. I received an ARC of One Rogue at a Time in exchange for an honest review. Behind the polished demeanor Bramwell is well of secrets. Charm and etiquette are the tools he used to hide the pain of past hurts and hidden talents he has picked up over the years. Maybelle is his equal in that she is searching for acceptance just like her, she just pursues it differently. What I liked about this novel is that there is always something new to discover around the corner. I found One Rogue at a time to be a great way to past the time and would recommend to any fan of classic historical romance.