Ouchiewahwah and Other Useful Words

Ouchiewahwah and Other Useful Words

by Robin Seward

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ISBN-13: 9781491803110
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Publication date: 08/07/2013
Pages: 28
Product dimensions: 8.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.07(d)

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Ouchiewahwah and Other Useful Words


By Robin Seward, Avery Liell-Kok

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Copyright © 2013 Robin Seward
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ISBN: 978-1-4918-0311-0



CHAPTER 1

Sometimes it's hard to express myself And find the right words to say Whether I'm angry, tired, scared or sad Or however I feel that day.

And I know better than to swear Or to break down in a fit So I have made up words of my own Ones that Mommy will permit.

So, when I'm about to get a shot Because I'm feeling "blah" I hold my breath as long as I can Then yell out, "OUCHIE-WAH-WAH".

When it's time to open presents And I get my favorite gizmo, I rip the paper off the box "HOLY SMOKE TOLEDO!"

And sadly to say that there are days When I am very blue, So rather than having a big old cry I just whimper, "BOO-DIDDLY-HOO".

Mad, mad, mad, I can sometimes be Anger that drops me to my knees. But instead of hitting, yelling or worse I just say, "BLACK JELLYBEANS".
(Continues...)


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