The Paladins of Edwin the Great

The Paladins of Edwin the Great

by Clements Robert Markham


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ISBN-13: 9780530638812
Publisher: Creative Media Partners, LLC
Publication date: 03/08/2019
Pages: 392
Product dimensions: 6.14(w) x 9.21(h) x 0.81(d)

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Sir Clements R. Markham (1830-1916) was an explorer, a Royal Navy officer, and a geographer, who wrote historical texts.

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