Party Like a President: True Tales of Inebriation, Lechery, and Mischief From the Oval Office
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Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9780761180845 |
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Publisher: | Workman Publishing Company |
Publication date: | 02/10/2015 |
Pages: | 272 |
Product dimensions: | 5.90(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.90(d) |
About the Author
John Mathias is an artist, illustrator, and graphic designer whose work has appeared in The Washington Post, The New York Times, Seventeen, Tablet Magazine, The Lowbrow Reader and others. He lives in Long Branch, New Jersey.
Table of Contents
Introduction vi
Party Key viii
1 George Washington: The High and Mighty General 1
2 John Adams: His Rotundity's Morning Routine 7
3 Thomas Jefferson: Riding, Dining, and a Little Unbending 11
4 James Madison: His Fine, Portly, Buxom Dame 16
5 James Monroe: Holiday Road 22
6 John Quincy Adams: Gambling Furniture 26
7 Andrew Jackson: Animal House 30
8 Martin Man Buren: Martin Van Ruin 38
9 William Henry Harrison: 32 Days 47
10 John Tyler: His Accidency 50
11 James K. Polk: Workaholic 54
12 Zachary Taylor: The Hazards of a Teetotaler Lifestyle 59
13 Millard Fillmore: Cult Obscurity 63
14 Franklin Pierce: Hero of Many a Well-Fought Bottle 66
15 James Buchanan: Bosom Buddies 71
16 Abrahan Lincoln: A House in Disarray 77
17 Andrew Johnson: In the Face of my Nation 83
18 Ulysses S. Grant: A Natural Craving 87
19 Rutherford B. Hayes: The Water Flowed Like Champagne 96
20 James A. Garfield: Undoing the Hayes Ban 99
21 Chester A. Arthur: The Swinging Garden of Babylon 102
22 Grover Cleveland: Sheriff Jumbo 109
23 Benjamin Harrison: The Pious Moonlight Dude 115
24 Grover Cleveland: Stealth Operation 120
25 William McKinley: Frat Boys Take the Stand 124
26 Theodore Roosevelt: The Mighty Lord of the Wilderness 127
27 William Howard Taft: Continuously Hungry 132
28 Woodrow Wilson: A Passionate Scholar 139
29 Warren G. Harding: Scandalous 143
30 Calvin Coolidge: The Unknown Comic 150
31 Herbert Hoover: Lock, Stock, and Bootlegger's Barrels 154
32 Franklin D. Roosevelt: American Hero, Awful Bartender 160
33 Harry S. Truman: Straight Shooter 168
34 Dwight D. Eisenhower: First Couch Potatoes 172
35 John F. Kennedy: The Carnal Adventures of JFK and His Highly Influential Vice President. "JJ" 176
36 Lyndon B. Johnson: The Texas White House 186
37 Richard M. Nixon: All the Presidents Meds 193
38 Gerald R. Ford: Memories of Jerry 198
39 Jimmy Carter: Brother's Keeper 203
40 Ronald Reagan: Raising the Drinking Age 208
41 George H. W. Bush: The Vomiting Incident 212
42 William Jefferson Clinton: Slick Willy 217
43 George W. Bush: The Demon Looking Back 223
44 Barack Obama: The Choom Gang 228
Conclusion 233
Party Appendix 235
Additional Recipes 240
Sources 243
Acknowledgments 260
What People are Saying About This
"It should come as no surprise to anyone how much of human history is the result of great leaders trying to get laid. But then you read Party Like a President and realize that the skirt-chasing and debauchery at 1600 Penn could rival the worst (or best) of frat parties. The Tri-Lambs have nothing on these nerds." — actor Andrew Cassese, Wormser from Revenge of the Nerds
"Infotainment and history mix well in this delightful cocktail of facts, factoids, and myths about our imbibing leaders." — Don Fulsom, author of Nixon’s Darkest Secrets
"If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear Brian was a 200-year-old pot dealer who always shows up with a six-pack. He’s got the goods on all the commander-in-chiefs’ vices in exquisite detail. He’s like the Ken Burns of presidential alcoholism." — actor Samm Levine, Freaks and Geeks
"Finally, a book on American history that I’d actually read." — actress Artemis Pebdani, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
"Brian Abrams has written the definitive account of White House alcoholism. So before you vote on whose inebriated finger gets to push the button and maybe kick off World War End of Story, read Party Like a President. There’s no better way to enjoy the declining days of this American empire than reading a book that teaches you how your favorite presidents got plastered." - Roseanne Barr
Brian Abrams has unearthed a trove of incredible presidential vices that will make you wonder how the U.S. government has managed to function as long as it has. — Matthew Algeo, author of Harry Truman’s Excellent Adventure and The President Is a Sick Man
"I’ve read the book, and I can pretty safely say that most of the words are spelled correctly. He’s got a good sense of where to put commas and periods." — Gilbert Gottfried
"Abrams hoists a stein of pithy irreverence to all the American presidents and their drinks. Each chapter runs riot with wry rye, yet pauses to tap the right spot and pace out the most intoxicating of his many tales. And herein, and only herein can the universe discover that most sacred of recovered lost treasures: Nellie Taft’s controversial knock-them-off-their-socks recipe for champagne punch." — Carl Sferrazza Anthony, author of Nellie Taft: The Unconventional First Lady of the Ragtime Era