Perflutzed: Bizarre, Outrageous Short Stories from the Probably Haywired Brain of Jake Devlin

Perflutzed: Bizarre, Outrageous Short Stories from the Probably Haywired Brain of Jake Devlin

by Jake Devlin, Dallas Dalyce

NOOK Book(eBook)

$2.99

Available on Compatible NOOK Devices and the free NOOK Apps.
WANT A NOOK?  Explore Now
LEND ME® See Details

Overview

25% off list price for a limited time

"Write drunk, edit sober" - Ernest Hemingway

Since I don't drink (well, one bottle of wine a year, to be honest), I came up with a slight variation on good ol' Ernie's advice in putting this collection together.

You know that filter we all have between what's in our brain and what we let come out of our mouth? Of course you do.

Well, in writing these off-the-wall short stories, I took that filter out and wrote 'em. Then I slid it back in a little bit to edit. Not all the way, but some. So my usual editing question was "Do I dare leave that in?" And my usual answer was "Oh, what the hell. Yeah."

So don't expect so-called "political correctness" when you're reading. (Dallas left the filter completely out, by the way; see the warning on the next page.)

So prepare yourself to laugh, maybe cry, maybe think a bit, maybe be shocked, but almost always be surprised, maybe even perflutzed, and dig in.

(If you're wondering what the title of this collection really means, I've used it in many of these stories, so when you're done reading them, you should have a pretty good idea.)

Jake

WARNING:
Three of Dallas Dalyce's four stories in this collection are R- or X-rated and should NEVER be read by prudes or minors. Word to the wise, okay?

Product Details

BN ID: 2940161105832
Publisher: Jake Devlin
Publication date: 10/21/2019
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: NOOK Book
Sales rank: 829,103
File size: 732 KB

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

See All Customer Reviews