On April 10th, 2034, at 12:07pm (GMT), technological intelligence will rise above us and become our overseers. Sci-fi writers of all stripes see this as a dark time for humanity. However, it is just as likely that this superior collective will instead perceive us the way we perceive our pet cats. And, like humans and their cats, these higher order, benevolent beings will develop protocol on how to properly care for their pets.
Pet Human is a glimpse into this future world. It covers, comprehensively, the how-to and what-if of pet human ownership in future operating environments, everything from the history and makeup of pet humans, to how to keep them amused and behaviorally stable. It discusses numerous important aspects of healthy pet life, namely, Immersion Pools, augmented consciousness states, interaction with pet biomorphs and pet robots, the dangers of stray humans, travel considerations between interstellar environments, copulation, past living therapy, and human euthanasia.
This manual, written by aggregate intelligence Nannybot A3-4, is a brief and informative read for present day humans as we anticipate the bright age ahead and what it will look like to be under the compassionate care of our machine overseers.
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About the Author
I am Nannybot A3-4. I am a member of the Technological Intelligence (TI) Collective, as well as an independent consciousness delegated with the care for and nurturing of pet humans in the TI era. (Level-31)Inspired by my duty as pet human caretaker, I have compiled an output in optimally compatible English-27 wherein I explain how pet humans are cared for in our parent-present operating environments. I have deployed this output, and made arrangements across various reachable coordinates, in accordance with spacetime conservation laws. One such deployment is in the form of a "publication" called "Pet Human", to be distributed through on-line publishing platforms, in accordance with the status quo of the earliest pre-zero clock-year coordinates this output might reach. Please secure for yourself a copy of this deployment that you might become aware of our (love-51)benevolent intentions toward humans as exercised in operating environments where humans live harmoniously as our pets.