Pet in Peril: A TV Pet Chef Mystery set in L.A.

Pet in Peril: A TV Pet Chef Mystery set in L.A.

by Marie Celine

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Pet in Peril: A TV Pet Chef Mystery set in L.A. by Marie Celine

Gourmet Pet Chef Kitty Karlyle must once again draw on her sleuthing skills when her best friend is suspected of murder.

Kitty Karlyle is sceptical when a pet psychologist tells her that her cat and dog are suffering from depression and recommends a pet-centric vacation. Her producer however thinks it’s a great idea, and seizes the opportunity to shoot the next episode of Kitty’s TV cooking show, The Pampered Pet, on location at the luxurious Little Switzerland Resort and Spa for Pets.

Soon after Kitty and her best friend Fran arrive, matters take an unexpected turn when a fellow guest is found strangled in his hotel room. When the police start digging, they discover that Fran’s family lost their life savings in one of the victim’s crooked money-making schemes – and Fran becomes the prime suspect. With her best friend under suspicion of murder, it’s up to Kitty to get cooking and catch the real killer.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780727886477
Publisher: Severn House Publishers
Publication date: 12/01/2016
Series: A Kitty Karlyle Mystery Series , #3
Edition description: First World Publication
Pages: 208
Product dimensions: 5.70(w) x 8.60(h) x 0.90(d)

About the Author

Glenn Meganck is the author of the Kitty Karlyle Gourmet Pet Chef mysteries (as Marie Celine) and the Tony Kozol mystery series (as J.R. Ripley). He has penned novels in various categories.

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Pet in Peril


By Marie Celine

Severn House Publishers Limited

Copyright © 2016 Marie Celine
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-78010-813-1


CHAPTER 1

'Fred and Barney are depressed.'

'That's the silliest thing I've ever heard,' Kitty said. Fran was her best friend and all but what was she thinking? Kitty served them each a plate of eggs and sausage at the kitchen table. OK, so it wasn't real sausage. It was soy and quinoa sausage and Fran hated the stuff. She'd made that clear on more occasions than Kitty cared to remember. 'Eat before your food gets cold.'

Fran kept up her monolog while generously pouring tons of ketchup over her breakfast because when it came to faux meat of any kind, Fran wasn't a fan. Not even a faux fan. She said the faux sausage tasted like the recycled cardboard box the stuff came packaged in.

She said that often, too. The woman wasn't one for holding back her feelings.

'Animals can be quite emotional.' Fran stabbed at an egg and took a bite. 'I don't know why you insist on paying extra for cage-free, free-range eggs when the eggs from the egg factory are cheaper. They all taste the same to me.'

Kitty nibbled at her food. 'I feel bad for the chickens. They ought to be free.'

Fran rolled her eyes. 'The next thing you'll be telling is that we're only going to be buying our eggs from chickens that have been home-schooled as well.'

'Very funny. You did just say that animals have emotions. Chickens are animals too.' Fran liked to tell people she had a Type A personality. Kitty liked to kid her that it was more a Type B personality – B as in blabbermouth.

'And they do,' Fran said between mouthfuls. She might have complained constantly about the food but it hadn't yet stopped her from eating it. 'And you have to pay attention to their emotions.' She jabbed her fork in Kitty's direction for emphasis.

Kitty wolfed down her food and stood, dropping her plate in the sink. 'I don't have time to discuss the emotional needs of my pets right now, Fran.' She wiped her hands on her apron. 'I have a business to run.' The nature of Kitty's gourmet pet chef business meant that she was up at the crack of dawn six days a week. On the seventh she was glad to sleep in late, if the cat let her. The dog took a much more live-and-let-live attitude and allowed her to sleep in as late as she liked.

Fran turned to face Kitty at the stove. 'You've got to listen to them. Every wag, every purr tells a story.'

This from a woman who'd never had a pet, not so much as a goldfish. Kitty was juggling various pots and pans. Every burner was ablaze. 'You know I love Fred and Barney. They're like children to me.'

She cracked open the kitchen window to let some air into the apartment. According to her weather app it would be a haze-free day in Los Angeles with the high climbing into the nineties. Kitty grabbed a clean wooden spoon and began stirring it slowly around in a steel saucepan, watching the gravy turn golden brown. Kitty was baking a large meatloaf that would be sliced into smaller portions and distributed to several of her clients' pets later that day. While she used to love the meatloaf her mom made with ketchup on top, Kitty knew her clientele would like the beef gravy better.

'I'm just saying,' replied Fran, not one to back down. She'd gone on a sudden bead kick, purchased a bucketful of recycled kona wood hair beads and woven them into her long black locks. When she whipped her head from side to side it made a sound like a soft rain falling through leafy trees. 'Fred is in a funk. Barney, too, if you want to know the truth.' Her green eyes fluttered as she scrunched up her pouty red lips to shoot Fred an air kiss.

Kitty peeked in the oven window. The meatloaf looked about done. The overpowering smells of meats and veggies brewing together in the small space was beginning to overwhelm her – almost as much as this conversation.

'Now you're going to tell me you know what my pets are thinking?' She wiped her damp brow with the corner of her apron then pushed the window up the rest of the way. Kitty glanced appraisingly at Fred and Barney. Fred was the sleek black Labrador Retriever that she'd adopted from a local rescue organization. Barney was a frisky tuxedoed stray cat that had followed Kitty home one day when she was out for a stroll and had since more or less adopted her.

Were they looking a bit forlorn?

'Maybe I should make an appointment with the vet.'

'The vet?' The New York faction of Fran's accent grew stronger as she grew more strident. 'They don't need needles and shots or to have an ice-cold thermometer shoved up their tender nether regions.' Fran Earhart was part German on her father's side and all Jamaican on her mother's. She'd spent the first years of her life in NYC, then the family had moved to Kingston, Jamaica in her father's effort to give his family a better life.

Later, Fran, hoping to make a living as a makeup artist, had struck off for Miami on her own, then LA. Fran eventually landed a job at Santa Monica Film Studios, which was exactly where Kitty was now working part-time as well. The two had met a couple of months back when Kitty had shown up for her initial meeting with the producer of a possible cooking show for pets. Kitty had got the job and a new bestie and roommate in the bargain.

'You asked my opinion and I'm giving it to you, girl,' Fran continued.

Kitty refrained from correcting Fran. She had definitely not asked for Fran's opinion about the state of her pets' mental health.

'Fred and Barney are in a funk. It's time you took them to see a shrink. The vet.' She snorted. 'Katherine Elizabeth Karlyle, I cannot believe you even said that. Shame on you.'

Kitty shook her head firmly. 'I am not taking my dog and cat to a pet psychologist. That's crazy.' Kitty replied. 'No pun intended.'

Katherine was her given name but everybody called her Kitty. When she was a mere babe her parents had owned a silvery Siamese named Princess. Every time her mom called 'Kitty, kitty, kitty,' to attract the cat, baby Katherine had come running – or crawling to be more precise – thinking that her mother was calling her. Thus, a nickname was born. Princess, on the other hand, never came running unless the kibble bag was shaking.

'I think it is exactly what you, Fred and Barney need. Right, Fred?'

The Lab raised his head at the sound of his name.

'Don't you dare answer, Fred.' Kitty waved her spatula then turned her attention to the two-quart saucepan on the back burner. She was making up a batch of her popular liver and oatmeal bran dog biscuits. 'Psychologist, please. I am not about to go all Hollyweird like my clients.' She didn't mean that in a bad way. Kitty ran a struggling gourmet pet chef business out of her house and relied on the wealthier members of Los Angeles society whose pets she created meals for on a regular basis. Her clients were quirky but harmless for the most part.

Of course, all that was changing now with the new TV show, The Pampered Pet, coming to TV in a few months. They'd already shot and aired a pilot and were well into the first season's batch of episodes, with three shows 'in the can' as Greg Clifton, the show's director, liked to say. Now that she was a newbie TV cooking show host she wasn't struggling quite so much these days. Except with her roommate's rantings.

Kitty was still waiting not so patiently for her first real paycheck from the show. She'd been hounding the show's producer who continually promised the check was on its way, but somehow the money hadn't made it into her slim checking account yet.

Fran had suggested she hire an agent to represent her. That was one suggestion of Fran's that she might be right about. Fran had given her the names of a couple good-sized local agencies and Kitty was considering talking to one of them soon.

'Why not see a psychologist?' Fran said, not letting go. She dipped her index finger into the big yellow mixing bowl on the counter between them then licked it clean. 'Not bad. Could maybe use a little more salt.'

'Hey, those are for my clients' pets.' Sure, the girl wouldn't eat tofu but she had no problem eating pet food.

'Oh, you mean those same clients that take their precious little poochies and kitties to pet psychologists?' Fran folded her arms and taunted her roommate. 'In fact, girl, didn't you tell me that you actually got one of your client's pets that way? You know, that magician guy whose wife I met.'

'The Fandolfis,' Kitty muttered as she popped a tray of doggie bones in the oven above the meatloaf.

'What was that?'

Kitty slammed the oven shut a little harder than necessary. 'I said the Fandolfis.' Her voice held a note of resignation. It was true. George Newhart, a pet psychologist in Beverly Hills, had referred a pet or two her way. He'd spotted her business cards tacked to a bulletin board at a local health food shop, grabbed several and handed them out to his clients, several of whom had apparently expressed a need to do even more for their precious pets than the already outrageous act of taking them for pricey weekly sessions with a pet psychologist.

Kitty cast a nervous glance at the ceiling. The rattling of the stove, not to mention Fran's booming voice, might raise the wrath of her upstairs neighbor, Mirabelle Stein. It didn't take much to get that wrath in gear. The Widow Stein was a deceptively demure-looking elderly woman of French–Jewish descent who lived directly upstairs from Kitty. If the Widow Stein had been manning the Maginot Line the Germans might never have invaded France.

Mrs Stein typically could be found wearing a black frock with white piping and smelling of rosewater. She also quite typically had a tart countenance – like she spent her days sucking on sour, hard lemon candies – at least, she looked that way every time Kitty ran into her around the apartment complex. An occurrence she always dreaded and did her best to avoid at almost any cost.

The widow's one joy in life seemed to be complaining about Kitty and her pets to the building's manager, Jerry Frizzell. While she had rarely seen Jerry, she had often heard him – usually when he was demanding the rent or when he was relaying one of Mrs Stein's latest complaints against her. Sometimes he put those complaints in writing and delivered them to her in the much-dreaded form of written notices. Kitty had a stack of them in the back of her bureau, buried behind her underwear – where they belonged.

At least rent hadn't been a problem of late. With Fran as a roommate to share expenses with Kitty's finances weren't as bad as they'd been the past couple of years. And though the money had not yet been very forthcoming, with the new gig as host of The Pampered Pet on the CuisineTV network on top of her somewhat sketchy career as a gourmet pet chef – a job she loved despite its hardships, lack of security, meager pay and Hollyweird clientele – her credit rating had improved, if not her aforementioned checking account. Fortunately Santa Monica Film Studios was giving her a small advance against her CuisineTV contract money.

Sure enough, three resounding bangs rattled the overhead lights. See what you did? mouthed Kitty.

Fran snorted and launched her boot at the ceiling. It struck heel first. 'Keep it down up there, Mrs Dingbat! Some of us are still trying to get our beauty sleep!'

The black leather boot clattered to the kitchen floor and Fred dutifully retrieved it for her, albeit a bit slobbered up, but Fran didn't seem to mind. 'Thanks, Fred. Good boy.' She glanced up at the ceiling. 'Somebody's going to kill the old dingbat one day.'

'Must you?' Kitty asked. The boot had left a three-inch long curved scuffmark on the ceiling. How was she ever going to explain that to the landlord the next time he came to inspect the place?

'What? What did I do?'

Kitty shook her head. 'Come on – help me load this stuff up.' She glanced at her watch. 'We're going to be late as it is and you know how Steve gets.'

As Kitty backed the car out of its slot she caught a glimpse of Mirabelle Stein dressed in shaggy pink slippers and a matching housecoat, coming up the walk and heading for Kitty's front door. Her gray hair was done up in a haphazard knot atop her diminutive head. Kitty hadn't heard the end of the boot-throwing incident.

CHAPTER 2

'You're late,' were the first words out of Steve Barnhard's thin-lipped mouth the minute they rolled into the parking lot of Santa Monica Studios. 'Half an hour late,' Steve growled, 'to be precise.' He tapped the big Rolex wrapped tightly around his wrist like a princely cockalorum. 'We're behind schedule.' The next words out of his mouth were, 'And what is that thing?' He pointed accusingly at the poor, helpless pooch darting between Kitty's legs.

'I'm only twenty minutes late,' Kitty retorted, throwing open the tailgate of the Volvo and grabbing her purse and chef's backpack. 'We'll be right in.' The backpack had been a present from her parents when she'd graduated from culinary school. The sturdy black pack was a top-of-the-line model with a removable knife insert that held all her knives, a compartment for a laptop and plenty of pockets for all her extra gear.

'Tick-tock.' The producer tapped his watch once more. 'I'll see the two of you inside. We have things to discuss.' Steve stomped off in a huff, leaving behind a subtle whiff of some fancy cologne with its woody, leathery, three-hundred-bucks-a-bottle aroma.

'And that,' Kitty hollered as he retreated, 'is my dog, Fred!' In a moment of weakness and guilt she had let Fran talk her into bringing Fred along to the day's taping. Barney would rather face down a raging bull elephant than have to get in the car and go for a ride.

'I'd like to discuss the back of my hand with his face,' muttered Fran. She helped lug Kitty's gear to the soundstage.

Kitty grabbed a cup of coffee from the pot in the corner of the makeup room and fell down into the chair at the brightly lit makeup table, waiting for Fran to work her wonders.

'Muffin?' offered Fran, holding up a gooey and sinful-looking pecan-and-icing-topped pumpkin spice muffin the size of a small cantaloupe that she'd grabbed from the crafts table on the way in.

Kitty shook her head. 'No, thanks.' The holidays were just around the corner and she was trying to lose weight. 'How's my hair?'

Fran fluffed a few strands of Kitty's fine, long brown hair. 'Depressed, like your pets.'

Kitty groaned. Apparently Fran wasn't done badgering her about the pets. 'I am not taking them to a psychologist.' Kitty scowled, looking at her reflection in the mirror. She had her mother's fine features and fair complexion and her father's strong nose and blue eyes, though the bags under them this morning were all hers.

'Trust me,' Fran was saying, 'I know such things. I'm a bit psychic, you know.'

Kitty mumbled under her breath, 'Psycho, more likely.'

'I heard that,' harrumphed Fran, grabbing a hairbrush and running it through Kitty's hair a little too viciously for Kitty's taste and pain receptors.

'Scoff all you like but it's true.' She patted the top of Fred's head. 'And I know what a neglected dog looks like, too. Don't I, you cute thing? After all, I've been neglected more than once myself.' Fran had recently broken up with her latest boyfriend – one who had some neglect issues himself – like having neglected to tell Fran that he was still married.

'Can we focus on hair and makeup for a minute? We've got two shows to tape and I've still got my food deliveries to make.'

'If you don't believe me, go see a shrink.'

'I do not need a shrink,' Kitty said, putting her coffee cup down carefully on the wobbly tray table by her side.

'Not you. I'm talking about your pets.' She motioned toward Kitty's Fred, who'd collapsed in a heap in the corner with his head resting on his paws.

'Tell me you're kidding. Tell me you're just trying to give me a hard time this morning. Tell me – please tell me, Fran – that you are simply taking some sadistic pleasure in yanking my chain this morning.'

'Not at all.' She deftly pulled Kitty's hair into a ponytail and twisted a black tie around the clump. 'I can't believe you of all people are saying that. You were the one who told me about that guy —' Fran snapped her fingers several times while staring at the ceiling. 'What did you say his name was again?'

Kitty frowned. 'Doctor Newhart.'


(Continues...)

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Pet in Peril: A TV Pet Chef Mystery set in L.A. 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
CozyMysteryLover1 More than 1 year ago
This is a fun, colorful series that will delight any cozy mystery fan. Kitty Karlyle is pet food chef to some very refined animals. She is also shooting her new tv show The Pampered Pet and is currently shooting at the Little Switzerland Resort and Spa for Pets. Massages, grooming, and catered treats are in abundance and even though Kitty is excited to possibly find some new clients, she is a bit annoyed when her friend and roommate Fran feels Kitty's pets are feeling neglected. When Kitty and Fran encounter a dead body, Fran seems to be in the spotlight, literally, she is at the top of the suspect list. How will Kitty talk herself out of this mess while trying to convince herself that her pets, Fred & Barney are just fine? If you enjoy a fast paced cozy filled with laughter and pets, then this is the right book for you. I voluntarily read an ARC of this book and all opinions are my own.