Phone

Phone

by Will Self
Phone

Phone

by Will Self

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Overview

The new novel from Booker-shortlisted Will Self completes his trilogy, begun with Umbrella, and continued with Shark—a highly praised exploration of technology and psychopathology from World War I to WikiLeaks, a story of love, death, and madness

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780802189394
Publisher: Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
Publication date: 01/09/2018
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
File size: 3 MB

About the Author

Will Self is the author of many novels and books of non-fiction, including Great Apes, The Book of Dave, How the Dead Live, which was shortlisted for the Whitbread Novel of the Year 2002, The Butt, winner of the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction 2008, and Umbrella, which was shortlisted for the Booker Prize 2012. He lives in south London.

Read an Excerpt

What does Ben call it when his screen doesn’t reload fast enough...? Lagging – that’s it. Annoying little spinning widget appears as well: Lagging – yeah, lagging – that’s it, I’m lagging …. ….! …. ….! I’m lagging and there’s a sorta circlet – or corona, more properly – spinning in the very dead-centre of my visual field …. ….! …. ….! Spinning and spinning and stimming and spinning and… stimming some more – a corona of precisely ruled lines, radiating round into and out of existence …. ….! …. ….! Rota tu volubilis – status malus… Just goes to show, whatever they may say there’s not much wrong with my memory – it’s only that I have to… sort of… download things …. ….! …. ….! while in the meantime there’s all this other… data – such a lot of it, it pours in, more and more – and the more there is, the more it reminds you …. ….! …. ….! you’re alone in here – while out there it’s a Snowden aviary of a dining area, full of trilling laughter and cheeping chatter, out of which emerges this pleasing Scouse whine: Don’t wanna jib youse, but shall we cummere fer oor tea t’night? …. ….! …. ….! Above them not Lennon’s only sky but only fire-resistant tiles – always a lot of fire-resistant tiles in hotels, even expensive ones …. ….! …. ….! But why – why does that old codger have a sweatshirt with Jack Jones written on it? Is it part of a series – an entire fashion line featuring seventies union leaders? If so, where’re Vic Feather and Clive Sinclair? …. ….! …. ….! This where their winter of discontent ended – in a summer city-break, complete with Hilton Honours points. There they are: queuing up in front of a wooden bench piled high with croissants and those muff-things, while their seriously overweight wives saw at the greasy meat on their plates with serrated knives – a mortuary sound …. ….! …. ….! Hang on to the phone – that’s the thing to do. It’s all in the phone: my itinerary, my train times, my medical information – the whole lot. Hang on to the phone – feel the smoothness of its bevelled screen …. ….! …. ….! place your thumb in the soft depression of its belly-button – turn it over-and-over… a five-hundred-quid worry bead – and all I worry about is losing the bloody thing …. ….!

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