While standing in the confines of that famed Milwaukeean Police Dept., camera lights flashed from all angles like a premiere of some Stephen King movie; capturing a parade of celebrities on strips of celluloid, as Jeffrey 'The Candy Man' Dahmer requested a Hershey Milk chocolate bar. One officer leaped like a jack-in-the-box to accommodate him; jerking on a silver knob of a seemingly smiling vending machine, as a piece of candy wrapped in glossy brown paper hit down with a thud, like a body in a state of rigor mortis being dropped on a hot tin roof...
